Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted August 25, 2010 OK all you budding poets of mirth and mayhem. Take your best shot at producing a humurous Limerick for the reading pleasure of our fine community. Anyone can submit so long as you follow the 4 rules below 1) Must be in authentic limerick format. 2) no racist or intolerant content. 3) do not use an SP or CERB member's handle (other than your own) without permission in the limerick. 4) in a effort (albeit imperfect) to ensure "no plagiarism" you must include the word CERB somewhere in your limerick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 Oh...this is going to be a fun thread........:lol: When the wether is hot and sticky, tis not the time for dunking dickie, when the frost is on the pumkin, that is the time for dickie dunkin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted August 25, 2010 ... you must include the word CERB somewhere in your limerick. Review boards can be far from su-Perb; There are boards that quite plainly per-Terb. But for naughtily nice, There's one board will suffice -- I recommend it without re-Cerb! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 oopsa missed CERB...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c******n****h Report post Posted August 25, 2010 when you're looking for someone to fuck or simply to get your dick sucked and you live in the burb get online with CERB you won't end up down on your luck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted August 25, 2010 On edge from too much masturbation? Rejection's cruel exacerbation? Call your true lady-love And slip on your best glove For soothingly safe approbation! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 25, 2010 On edge from too much masturbation?Rejection's cruel exacerbation? Call your true lady-love And slip on your best glove For soothingly safe approbation! Haha, WIT, I think I love you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 I was new to the board, no one greener, And the girl in the ad, none had seen her. Met nude at the door, My jaw dropped to the floor, 'Cuz her clit was as big as my wiener! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 I was new to the board, no one greener,And the girl in the ad, none had seen her. Met nude at the door, My jaw dropped to the floor, 'Cuz her clit was as big as my wiener! I'm a fickle creature, now I must say I think I love YOU Old Dog. That was fabulous! Honestly, I almost spewed iced tea everywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 I'm a fickle creature, now I must say I think I love YOU Old Dog. That was fabulous! Honestly, I almost spewed iced tea everywhere. Erin... it was a little weak but I was under a self imposed 3 minute time limit. Oh yeah... when you read the words "the board", I spelled it in a different language... it's pronounced "CERB" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 Erin... it was a little weak but I was under a self imposed 3 minute time limit. Admirable. I wonder what you might come up with given a longer time limit :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 I will have to go into pensive mode and create.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted August 26, 2010 I once knew lady-twins from Belgrade; In stilettos they swayed and sashayed. Whether Serb or Cerb-Slavs, They did nothing by halves -- So let's all cast our votes for free trade! I'm a fickle creature ... Dang, I didn't know what I had 'til it was gone ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 My name is Pete, I love ladies labia meat, It is fun and neat, to pleasure my lady into heat, I'm never get disturbed when I'm licking a wonderful lady from CERB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 There was a young Cerbite named Cato Who loved to administer DATO. He'd lick and he'd thrust, Till she came, 'twas a must, Then he'd flip her over and mate-o. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 There was a young Cerbite named CatoWho loved to administer DATO. He'd lick and he'd thrust, Till she came, 'twas a must, Then he'd flip her over and mate-o. Alternate ending: There was a young Cerbite named Cato Who loved to administer DATO. He'd lick and he'd thrust, Till she came, 'twas a must, Then he'd immortalize her with a reco :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 Most excellent, Seymour! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 There was a young Cerbite named CatoWho loved to administer DATO. He'd lick and he'd thrust, Till she came, 'twas a must, Then he'd flip her over and mate-o. Alternate ending: There was a young Cerbite named Cato Who loved to administer DATO. He'd lick and he'd thrust, Till she came, 'twas a must, Then he'd immortalize her with a reco :mrgreen: OUSTANDING!!!!!!!:grin: someof the best I have ever read......:bowdown: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ekimout 188 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 There once was a man named Dick Who thought he had quite the stick But the women were slightly perturbed As he would only search on CERB Hoping to show them a trick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 There once was a boy-name of Mikey. Whose boredom you’ve not seen the likey! Once searched the wrong verb, landed somehow on cerb, And now has sex to soothe his psyche! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 I once knew lady-twins from Belgrade;In stilettos they swayed and sashayed. Whether Serb or Cerb-Slavs, They did nothing by halves -- So let's all cast our votes for free trade! Dang, I didn't know what I had 'til it was gone ... It's okay, that last one brought me back :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mc Lovin 797 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 'twas sitting at home feeling perverted mine urges could not be diverted I got up my nerve, consulted cerb, now on my way to meet a lady, crisis averted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 26, 2010 Amongst our fair maidens, a winner, With a penchant for Mexican dinner, But oh our fair Cindy, Just a little too windy, Is CERB?s only jet propelled spinner. and.... With promises sweet, hot and sticky, I booked with Notorious Nicki, CERB rated her highly, And now I?m quite smiley, She did fabulous things with my dicky! and... There once was a man, his name Larry, On CERB he would constantly tarry, His only pursuit, Were pleasures hirsute, Oh how he loved his courtesans hairy!!!! and last for today... A CERB banished girl, quite a shrew, Had filled her vagina with glue, She said, with a grin, ?If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of me too!? bwahahahahhahhah 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 27, 2010 Amongst our fair maidens, a winner, With a penchant for Mexican dinner, But oh our fair Cindy, Just a little too windy, Is CERB?s only jet propelled spinner. and.... With promises sweet, hot and sticky, I booked with Notorious Nicki, CERB rated her highly, And now I?m quite smiley, She did fabulous things with my dicky! and... There once was a man, his name Larry, On CERB he would constantly tarry, His only pursuit, Were pleasures hirsute, Oh how he loved his courtesans hairy!!!! and last for today... A CERB banished girl, quite a shrew, Had filled her vagina with glue, She said, with a grin, ?If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of me too!? bwahahahahhahhah Those last two were quite amazing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 27, 2010 Amongst our fair maidens, a winner, With a penchant for Mexican dinner, But oh our fair Cindy, Just a little too windy, Is CERB’s only jet propelled spinner. and.... With promises sweet, hot and sticky, I booked with Notorious Nicki, CERB rated her highly, And now I’m quite smiley, She did fabulous things with my dicky! and... There once was a man, his name Larry, On CERB he would constantly tarry, His only pursuit, Were pleasures hirsute, Oh how he loved his courtesans hairy!!!! and last for today... A CERB banished girl, quite a shrew, Had filled her vagina with glue, She said, with a grin, “If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of me too!” bwahahahahhahhah Where do you come up with these??? Remember you're not supposed to mention CERB members' names but those were priceless! Additional Comments: A madam operated a house of ill repute It was the best in the city - no dispute Frequented by politicians and many others Men of reputation were found beneath the covers Since they paid, they didn't need to be cute This is harder than I thought!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites