Limerick challenge

[Old Dog 179138]

Her time in the restroom, not long,

She was met by an amourous throng,

But to her dismay,

She discovered that day,

That her skirt was caught high on her thong.

 

She quickly recovered her poise,

And despite all the giggling noise,

That her bare butt sashay,

Proved quite a display,

Very popular with all the CERB boys.

 

Now who could be possibly numb,

That a miscue potentially dumb,

Could be the prescription,

For a million subscriptions,

To a website showing only her bum.

[Guest S**a*Q]

I'm hooked on that cow/rocket launcher idea... *(I never promised normalcy AT ALL with me... :P Hehehe)

 

So that was the inspiration for my first attempt at limericking. Hehe.

It's alright. I like it.

 

*Clears Throat*

 

An Ode To Moo...

BOOM!

 

There once was a girl from all over

Who scoped out a cow eating clover

Holding on tight

She aimed perfectly right

Pieces of cow, for moments, did hover

 

.END.

[Seymour 3970]

they lay near the corner

both stroking his member

they used porn for inspiration

on came the perspiration

he would eventually adorner:jackoff:

 

with fanfare and frill

she delivered a thrill

the term is fellatio

she hailed from Tokyo

now she works near Parliament Hill :shock:

 

on comes the cover

she rode like no other

his erect phallus

his extreme zealous

she would make him her lover

 

on they pressed

mutual pleasure stressed

multi positions in the sack

she's hoping he'll call back

he's such a respectable guest

 

he couldn't hold no more

his member was sore

he felt she was tight

he knew of his plight

damn, who's knocking on the door

 

the next guy was early

he sounded surly

she yells come back in ten

she's popular with CERB men

and let buddy finish with a pearly :jackoff:

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

He made me a couple of martinis

I got drunk and ended up in just my bikini

The night was still young

And clothes were flung

That soon disappeared like Houdini

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

Cerb's Old Dog won't hear of getting "fixed" --

He's busy learning new kinky tricks!

He's stopped barking at squirrels

And is chasing the girls --

Serenades them with sly Limericks!

[omehgosh 736]

LOL - Very nice!

 

Cerb's Old Dog won't hear of getting "fixed" --

He's busy learning new kinky tricks!

He's stopped barking at squirrels

And is chasing the girls --

Serenades them with sly Limericks!

[Old Dog 179138]

 

Cerb's Old Dog won't hear of getting "fixed" --

He's busy learning new kinky tricks!

He's stopped barking at squirrels

And is chasing the girls --

Serenades them with sly Limericks!

 

Hey WIT... what doesn't kill me makes me stronger!!!

[WhaWhaWha 101]

Two lovers up Yellowhorse way

Went out fo a ride on their sleigh

were engaged on their date

and then south did migrate

and marriage, they felt, was OK

[Andee 220524]

I'm hooked on that cow/rocket launcher idea... *(I never promised normalcy AT ALL with me... :P Hehehe)

 

So that was the inspiration for my first attempt at limericking. Hehe.

It's alright. I like it.

 

*Clears Throat*

 

An Ode To Moo...

BOOM!

 

There once was a girl from all over

Who scoped out a cow eating clover

Holding on tight

She aimed perfectly right

Pieces of cow, for moments, did hover

 

.END.

 

You're sick and I love it - did you see the youtube clip I posted earlier on here for you with a guy blowing up a cow?

 

Here's another one a 1:11 - be careful they don't fart!

[Old Dog 179138]

I'm hooked on that cow/rocket launcher idea... *(I never promised normalcy AT ALL with me... :P Hehehe)

 

So that was the inspiration for my first attempt at limericking. Hehe.

It's alright. I like it.

 

*Clears Throat*

 

An Ode To Moo...

BOOM!

 

There once was a girl from all over

Who scoped out a cow eating clover

Holding on tight

She aimed perfectly right

Pieces of cow, for moments, did hover

 

.END.

 

Her RPG target was true,

A big smelly thing that went moo,

The pleasure divine,

The victim, bovine,

YESSSSSSSSS! Screamed our Sara McQ!

 

That thing that once gave us butter,

From a squeeze of one of her udders,

Covered each branch and leaf,

With smoking raw beef,

Care of Sara, CERB's genuine nutter.

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

You ladies have succumbed to "the curse";

(No, not that! I mean you write funny verse!)

This humour-psychosis

Has woeful prognosis ...

I prescribe a Cerb gent as your nurse!

[Old Dog 179138]

For comments, news and some rhyme,

None approaches our "Wrinkled in Time,"

On page after page,

CERBs much vaunted sage,

Offers words from his mind, so sublime.

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

Cerb's old guy was huffing and blowing

Til he felt his fluids start flowing

"Oh, Oh, " said poor Wrinkled

"I should have pre-tinkled...

Don't know if I'm cumming or going!"

[Guest S**a*Q]

Her RPG target was true,

A big smelly thing that went moo,

The pleasure divine,

The victim, bovine,

YESSSSSSSSS! Screamed our Sara McQ!

 

That thing that once gave us butter,

From a squeeze of one of her udders,

Covered each branch and leaf,

With smoking raw beef,

Care of Sara, CERB's genuine nutter.

 

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

 

That was the best cow-blowing-upness limerick ever!

Love it Old Dog, can't wait to meet you!

[Old Dog 179138]

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

 

That was the best cow-blowing-upness limerick ever!

Love it Old Dog, can't wait to meet you!

 

Awwww shucks Sara... 'tweren't nuthin'..... and I can't wait to meet you too!!!!

 

 

and now a couple of promised ones....

 

The Zaftig Punk Goddess we knew,

Has a moniker unknown to few,

But now our dear Erin,

Would not mind me sharin',

Her name is now Berlin, to you.

 

 

... and...

 

Her pictures will cause you to swoon,

I should know, I've been staring since noon!

With her statuesque frame,

And her celluloid fame,

None compare to our Carrie Moon!

 

... and ...

 

As a friend, she was destiny bound,

And I am so happy I've found,

Montreal's favourite flavour,

Voluptuous Ava,

We are now CERB's "The Foxx and the Hound!"

 

 

I'm ready to take on a challenge... c'mon get limerickized!

[VedaSloan 119179]

 

and now a couple of promised ones....

 

The Zaftig Punk Goddess we knew,

Has a moniker unknown to few,

But now our dear Erin,

Would not mind me sharin',

Her name is now Berlin, to you.

 

 

 

Wooo, that was fabulous Old Dog. You're the man!

[Carrie Moon 68826]

Her pictures will cause you to swoon,

I should know, I've been staring since noon!

With her statuesque frame,

And her celluloid fame,

None compare to our Carrie Moon!

 

Thanks Dog!:bddog::butt::69::boobies:

[Ava Foxx 1747]

 

As a friend, she was destiny bound,

And I am so happy I've found,

Montreal's favourite flavour,

Voluptuous Ava,

We are now CERB's "The Foxx and the Hound!"

 

 

 

Old Dog, what can I say? You are so awesome!!!

 

[Carrie Moon 68826]

Cerb is the place of my fantasies

Dogs, kitties, foxes and loose pantsies

I might dream at night

of a lick or a bite

but what happens when I wake up with hickeys

[Old Dog 179138]

Thanks Dog!:bddog::butt::69::boobies:

 

No probs Carrie... that was just a start... we can get much more creative hun!

[Carrie Moon 68826]

I know you might think we're all nerds

for spending sooo much time on cerb

But think about this

While you're stupendously blissed

We'll just as soon flip you the bird

 

..............................

 

You don't have to be big and brawny

But please don't make me yawny

if you can't walk or talk

at least lick my twat

and I won't throw you out with my laundry

 

................

 

I like a girl who is voluptuous

big tits and a rump that is luscious

cerb is a verb or a word that is lurid

but what is a dick that is ruptured

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

I love exotic-dancer brassieres

Especially when they're draped o'er my ears!

Cup size A, B, or C

Or even double-D --

They all make for quite fine souvenirs!

[Old Dog 179138]

Carrie has caught the limerick fever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carrie Moon 68826]

yuppers! this is fun!

 

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Carrie is a girl who loves her shoes

makes her long legs pop out and her ass jiggle too

so why is she barefoot

and basically naked

when the closets and shelves are all blue

 

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

 

Angela is 50 and wise

Nicki is naughty and rides

cerb is a 4 letter word

a place where you can blurb

Annessa and Sara are wild

 

Additional Comments:

A CERB banished girl, quite a shrew,

Had filled her vagina with glue,

She said, with a grin,

?If they pay to get in,

They will pay to get out of me too!?

 

 

:sm185: bwahahahahhahhah

[capitalman 3861]

There's some pretty stiff competition around here, but I'll have a go.....

 

I came to CERB on a mission

For girls with nice bods I went fishing

But I had a brain fart

And found girls that are smart

With nice bods as well as ambition!