Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted September 3, 2010 You best not hang out on a perch if you don't want to meet up with lurch use the best guys of cerb turk, rosco and herb for here you will not be besmurched .......................... Book a girl on cerb and be filled with glee Make sure you don't smell of pee Be sure to have a shower and bring some flower power Or I will put you over my knee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 3, 2010 Her mind is set to this task, In her poetic glory, we bask, But what I like best, Carrie's double Moon chest, If anyone bothers to ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted September 3, 2010 Her mind is set to this task,In her poetic glory, we bask, But what I like best, Carrie's double Moon chest, If anyone bothers to ask. bwah ha ha!!! hey.. I know where my assets lie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted September 3, 2010 This is potentially my favourite thread ever. You guys are hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
40ishsxaddict 203 Report post Posted September 3, 2010 Old dog is rockin it! gonna give er a shot .... mind you, this is after a coupla beers and a rye nd coke...( i work nights in case you notice the time of this post..lol) so here goes.. On Cerb, i;m payin the dollars i'm not into Dog Collars Just looking for a treat And although i've got big feet My penis ain't makin em holler Additional Comments: I'll try one more, Just practisin my sex skills on Cerb sometimes my life is a blur while waiting for "The One" i'm just havin fun Thank God for the ladies on Cerb! this is contagious... 1 more There once was a cutie named Nicki i'm told that she gave a great licky her pictures were sweet i vowed that we'd meet as long as she didnt give me a hickey happy bday Nicki 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Male 177 Report post Posted September 3, 2010 O.k. here's my lame attempt..... There was a young farmer named Jules While on Cerb would not follow the rules Found himself now "dis-Membered" Favorite girls not remembered He now contemplates f**king the mules Oh well....I tried 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rounding Third 9568 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 To come up with limerick is so daunting. But to impress CERB ladies I am wanting. Cause you ladies should know that the most, You can always find here on the East Coast And we men all have something worth flaunting. Now This Labour Day weekend we are in a fuss, As ?Earl? the hurricane will be upon us. And an SP half-listening in Toronto, Decided to come here quite pronto, As she heard this Earl is "enormous"! So from Toronto she flew here in a jiffy, Seeking Earl, and a screwing so nifty! But alas, all she felt was shallow, On hearing Earl is not a real fellow, So she said, ?Ok, since I am here I?ll boink Lefty!? 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M*s*** 162 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 Ahhhhhhh! I learned something new today. I had no idea that was called the "italian" ... Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 Ahhhhhhh! I learned something new today. I had no idea that was called the "italian" ...Posted via Mobile Device lol..wrong thread my dear:boobies: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted September 4, 2010 Ahhhhhhh! I learned something new today. I had no idea that was called the "italian" ... He admired the Way of the Greeks, But she mostly liked other techniques: "Let's do it Italian!" And so her Cerb stallion Squirted olive oil over her cheeks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 He admired the Way of the Greeks,But she mostly liked other techniques: "Let's do it Italian!" And so her Cerb stallion Squirted olive oil over her cheeks! Kudos WiT!!!! A chivalrous save for a damsel in distress!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 4, 2010 lol..wrong thread my dear:boobies: Damn WIT you beat me to it. There was a CERBITE known as the "Scallion" Who wanted to try it "Italian" He propositioned one that was near and quite deaf in one ear she said "..err 'ow many men in a battalion?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted September 4, 2010 Damn WIT you beat me to it ... ... even us old guys can be quite spry ... right after our afternoon nap, that is ... more italiano: Asked a thin Cerb gent who was teeny, As he rubbed her buns with his weenie: How's it feel? Pray relate!" Sighed his Italian date: "It's just like al dente linguini!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 His CERB list was done and complete, His status with women, elite, He'd seen all that he wanted, But that left him undaunted, He renamed himself "Pistol Re-Pete." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 His CERB list was done and complete,His status with women, elite, He'd seen all that he wanted, But that left him undaunted, He renamed himself "Pistol Re-Pete." LMAO you sir are very clever and very funny,I enjoy reading your comments and posts, always a pleasure Old Dog!:mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 4, 2010 When the women of CERB start to tire, And they've nothing to sate their desire, We've got something for them, Called Fat Bastard BBM, We're horny big old guys, for hire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted September 7, 2010 His limp sex-life was going downhill Til he popped an enhancer blue pill. The lady of his dreams Gasped "My! My! -- It now seems It's beginning to show me goodwill!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 7, 2010 As I think of today, my eyes tear, For the end of the summer is near, Oh the things of my whimsy, Are tops thin and flimsy, On the girls who have shed their brassiere. With autumn, comes heavier wear, With nary an inch of flesh bare, But I must confess, My eyes needed the rest, From three months of continuous stare. So, what's a poor guy to do, When the chill winds of autumn blow through? Why the answer is clear, You should know it, you're here, And you should have thought of it, too. Oh the options we have are so many, Be it Karen or Maggie or Jenny, For CERB does provide, A selection so wide, The value is worth every penny. So now, you had better remember, When you're warm in a bed in December, With a wonderful feeling, As you stare at the ceiling, Thank god I read this in September. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted September 7, 2010 Damn it these are getting in my head...ok here goes... When searching on CERB it's a must, To discover a lady with lust. Don't settle for sweet, Or even petite. Heed Boner, these words you can trust! :bddog: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 7, 2010 Oh CERB was a fantastic find, It constantly boggles the mind, But the value it lends, Are the wonderful friends, That I've made in the time since I signed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted September 9, 2010 "Hidden gems", they call lady-newbies, Be they opals, sapphires, or rubies. Their polished Cerb assets With brilliant-cut facets Shine lustrous like pearl-necklaced boobies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted September 9, 2010 The poetic talents on this board never cease to amaze!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 9, 2010 The poetic talents on this board never cease to amaze!!! Likewise.......when I started this thread I thought it might generate half a dozen replies. You guys/gals are awesome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 10, 2010 Old Angus was a man quite well built, He was a wonder to see in his kilt, But Beth never thought, That this magnificent Scot, Had a swordlength including the hilt. She frightenedly gasped,"I'm too wee!!! Your willy's too long, three foot three!!!" But Angus just smiled, And said, "No, my wee child, That's to scare off the English, you see." Then Angus removed this disguise, And revealed to Beth's waiting eyes, The source of his pride, That was nearly as wide, As one of Beth's creamy white thighs!!!! The sight of which, caused Beth a fright, "You'll no get that in me tonight!" And again Angus smiled, And said, "No, my wee child, It's no what you think at first sight." Now Beth was beginning to think, That Angus had a really wee dink, But she was soon to discover, That her new Gaelic lover, Had an ideal sized phallus, all pink. Then she wondered just what she had seen, And came to conclusion, obscene, She said, OH MY GOD!!! 'Twas a lamb on your rod!!!!!" And her ivory skin turned pale green. But Angus could see this upset, And said to the lass, "Don't you fret! What you saw 'neath my kit, Was a wrap, freshly knit, Cuz the weather up here's cold and wet." And he quickly allayed all her fears, Then he looked at her face, wet with tears, And Beth said, " I'm an ass, Please forgive this wee lass?" And he said that he would, raising cheers. When nothing was left to be said, They forsook his tiny sized bed, And ran nude together, For a romp in the heather, In a glen near his family homestead. Well, they romped and they played for an hour, And Angus did quickly lose power, Though he came more than thrice, The thought of this vice, Had turned his mood really quite sour. So back to his home they did walk, With nary a word said, no talk. Until Beth did state, "For an hour, my rate, Is 400 for touching your cock." Old Angus paid Beth her due, And then sadly, he bid her adieu. But the tears in his eyes, Were not for thoughts of her sighs, But for the money he'd spent from his shoe. Oh Old Angus will not say a peep, But his secret we should never keep, When you make a CERB plan, Just be a CERB man, Don't prepare by fucking a sheep!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrie Moon 68826 Report post Posted September 10, 2010 My god man.. you are a genius! or at least you're regularly plugged into one :bddog: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites