What you don't like reading

[Old Dog 179138]

1. Promises of extra bonuses like free Ginsu knives, Popeil's Pocket Fisherman, Bedazzle kits and Sham wows. It seems when I book, no one ever has that extra stuff.

2. The failure to mention that the room is surrounded by ravenous carnivorous plants.

3. Failing to mention that the incall location is the broom closet of a daycare centre... and when you arrive, being told that you have to be extra quiet because it's nap time.

4. Ads that don't have pictures of marsupials. I really like marsupials.

[Carrie Moon 68826]

I dislike trashy ads that basically advertise themselves as a cum bucket.

I dislike poor grammar/spelling.

I love a sexy picture, simple message and clear details of rates/times available and general services available. KISS principle.. ''keep it simple stupid'':bddog:

[roamingguy 300292]

1. Promises of extra bonuses like free Ginsu knives, Popeil's Pocket Fisherman, Bedazzle kits and Sham wows. It seems when I book, no one ever has that extra stuff.

2. The failure to mention that the room is surrounded by ravenous carnivorous plants.

3. Failing to mention that the incall location is the broom closet of a daycare centre... and when you arrive, being told that you have to be extra quiet because it's nap time.

4. Ads that don't have pictures of marsupials. I really like marsupials.

 

I hope promises of Slap Chops ok, because she might like your nuts

RG

[Old Dog 179138]

I hope promises of Slap Chops ok, because she might like your nuts

RG

 

 

Slap chops would be awesome!

[roamingguy 300292]

Slap chops would be awesome!

 

Unless of course, you ran into Vince:shock:

RG

[fortunateone 156618]

I DISLIKE ADS IN ALL CAPS.

 

Or with numbers spelled out. i have seen some where I am sure guys throw up their hands and say shat the heck is she trying to spell out? 3065 or 365 or ???

 

Anything tryiing to get all fancy with a lot of ** or ^ or squiggly lines etc. If you see a title copied into a review or maybe they use the same ad on a review forum, then the short version of the title is nothing but symbols.

 

Any ads that use "barely legal". To me, that means either she is too inexperienced to have proper safety checks (and is setting herself up for danger) or she is actually under age (under 18).

 

Ads that imply an 18-19 year old is so sexually sophisticated she is able to offer greek, PSE standbys like bbbjs/CIM/COF and she is making that choice for herself only after researching the health risks. To me, anyone with these kinds of ads implies she is being aggressively managed. I simply don't buy that an 18 year old with no history of sex work is capable ofmaking that decision, or is able to perform up to the level expected of them if they are advertised that way for all clients, older and younger, in other words.

[rick_falcon 911]

Personally, being of a perfectionist nature, I am picky about spelling and grammar. I hate reading ads or posts filled with mistakes.

Nobody's perfect so, there might be a mistake here and there but when there are 3 mistakes per 10 words, not a good average in my books.

Might be typing typos but same thing to me; proofchecking takes 15 seconds.

 

Another thing that I hate to read is for ads when letters are changed to numbers.

Very confusing at times...

[masterowls 249]

Okay, maybe I'm just being picky, but please, try to keep information on websites up to date. For example, if your website says you have long dark hair, and you show up with platinum blonde, shoulder length (or shorter) hair, I'm probably not going to be impressed. I tend to try to avoid blondes, because for the most part, it just doesn't do anything for me, with a very few exceptions. If you change your appearance, please please please update the information.

 

[PistolPete 61421]

The ads the are of reading or sounding of desperation,bragging, different colored fonts,different font size used,bold fonts,very poor grammar and continually advertises throughout the same day.

 

Additional Comments:

Just like this example here!

 

One thing that I have noticed in some, but not all, advertisements are different colours and/or capital letters used within the body of the post. I find it very DIFFICULT and ANNOYING to try and read something that was TYPED with the "CAPS LOCK" on and in THREE or FOUR different colours.

[Lexy Grace 103697]

Don't like ads where the sp writes as she is too good for you, almost as if you are wasting their time by even contacting them

Big turn off for me, and they don't need to worry, I'm not wasting my time contacting them

RG

I agree. Ads that say they are the #1 and only best. Every lady has something unique and special to offer and all are #1 and the best in my opinion.:)

[Megan'sTouch 23875]

I don't normally like make comments like this..... but I did read one ad where the SP said "I do DATY but please let me know in advance of the appointment so I can freshen up." You mean if you don't request DATY then she won't be fresh?

[roamingguy 300292]

I don't normally like make comments like this..... but I did read one ad where the SP said "I do DATY but please let me know in advance of the appointment so I can freshen up." You mean if you don't request DATY then she won't be fresh?

 

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term YMMV lol

RG

[spud271 47779]

I don't normally like make comments like this..... but I did read one ad where the SP said "I do DATY but please let me know in advance of the appointment so I can freshen up." You mean if you don't request DATY then she won't be fresh?

 

WOW! I can't believe someone would write that in an add. Now that is one hell of a turn off!

[roamingguy 300292]

WOW! I can't believe someone would write that in an add. Now that is one hell of a turn off!

 

That just means they are dumb, and dirty

RG

[spud271 47779]

That just means they are dumb, and dirty

RG

 

As DATY is my favorite thing in the world, the whole of what she wrote almost made me throw up in my mouth!!! BLECH!!!

[roamingguy 300292]

As DATY is my favorite thing in the world, the whole of what she wrote almost made me throw up in my mouth!!! BLECH!!!

 

Look at the bright side, by writing it you got warned before hand that she's dirty...well not fresh....imagine if she didn't write it, and you hooked up with her and proceeded to perform daty, you'd really be throwing up...and she'd really be not fresh

RG

[phigment 3310]

well, you only have to have that experience once (mine was at the chaste, unsullied, and unsuspecting age of 15) and you will do the "scratch and sniff test" each and every time for the rest of your life.....regardless of their "credentials".

 

 

Look at the bright side, by writing it you got warned before hand that she's dirty...well not fresh....imagine if she didn't write it, and you hooked up with her and proceeded to perform daty, you'd really be throwing up...and she'd really be not fresh

RG

[masterowls 249]

I agree. Ads that say they are the #1 and only best. Every lady has something unique and special to offer and all are #1 and the best in my opinion.:)

There are obviously women who specialize, or have 1 particular talent of which they may be proud. In general however I agree, saying you are "the best" at anything just comes off cocky. A wise friend once told me, "you might be damn good at something, but there's always someone somewhere just that little bit better." I also agree that the term #1 is misused. How is this determined, and by whom? Do ladies keep scorecards? LOL Last time I checked the hobby was about consenting adults having fun together, not some teenage competition over who has more clients, or who's better at what service. In my opinion the #1 best escort at any one given moment is the one a client chose to spend his time and money with, at least in his opinion. If not he wouldn't be with her.

[VedaSloan 119179]

I don't like reading ads that have:

 

1. Promises of duos with the undead - nothing is less sexy than a zombie gnawing at your cranium.

 

But, but! Old Dog, haven't you seen Dead Alive? Zombie priest has sex with a zombie nurse. I guess you're not a zombie in this case, but you would be soon! In which case, hot zombie sex action!

 

2. Ads written in Cyrillic text. I couldn't tell whether I was booking with Svetlana or Vladimir.... and Vlad had gone to an awful lot of effort to get ready for me... I felt bad when I canceled at the door.

 

3. Ads with words I don't understand. I have a very limited vocabulary.

 

4. Ads that say "no dogs allowed." They make me sad.

 

5. Ads that don't contain the letter "v" and the number "2". They were proud sponsors of Sesame Street on several occasions and they aren't given enough credence.

 

6. Ads that don't pay homage to the movie "Full Metal Jacket." Those Vietnamese girls knew how to hustle.

 

Yes, I really enjoy ads that promote the use of napalm. I do love that smell. Especially in the morning. ;)

 

7. Ads that contain photos of Steven Seagal. He frightens me.

 

Hmm, fat Seagal or pre-fat (80's) Seagal? Or all phases of Seagal?

 

 

 

 

Personally, I can't stand ads that use words like slut to describe themselves. That's just asking for trouble.

 

Poor spelling and grammar drive me crazy, though I make exceptions where English isn't the individual's first language.

 

 

But on the whole, I don't tend to read other provider ads. Though, I do check to see what quote Meg has used when I remember. Ha.

[Old Dog 179138]

Okay ... I could be wrong about the zombies...

 

 

But I am definitely not relenting on Steven Seagal...

 

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

Though, I do check to see what quote Meg has used when I remember. Ha.

 

Ah thanks Berlin! That means alot to me :)

[VedaSloan 119179]

Ah thanks Berlin! That means alot to me :)

 

Ha, that last one you used (Tell him I'm too fucking busy...or vice versa) was completely awesome.