Fengshui 140 Report post Posted November 1, 2015 I frequently see lines that make me laugh out loud in these ads. One that readily comes to mind: "Incall or outcall, depending on location." Got any to share? Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillieMoon 110 Report post Posted November 11, 2015 I always laugh at "party friendly"... I don't know if that says to you what it does to me.. lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted November 11, 2015 Party friendly referrers to drug use and we do not discuss this here or link to ads of anyone advertising this. ... it's not funny and the few idiots who advertise this just add to the bullshit stereotype and that leads to uneducated morons writing stupid bills and making those bills law. 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabernakkk 140 Report post Posted November 11, 2015 I always laugh at "party friendly"... I don't know if that says to you what it does to me.. lol It's even funnier when they write the extra detail "NO TRADES!" Lmao! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabernakkk 140 Report post Posted November 11, 2015 I know what they mean but it's funny if you take it literally...so...no mechanics, plumbers, electricians ect... Lmao I think to myself "wtf is this girl's problem??" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted November 30, 2015 Kendra's Red House adult massage studio in downtown St. John's operates out of a nice location with the entrance on the back.... I have been to Kendra's a few time this year and always had a great experience but in the ad that they are running recently on BP they always add at the end... "(use rear door)" Which just makes me smile... lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greenly 791 Report post Posted November 30, 2015 I saw this in an escort ad in Toronto a few years ago: "My buns are like muffins - they need to be buttered and jammed". 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amelia Fox 9064 Report post Posted December 1, 2015 I love this thread. My fav is reading available 24/7 Humm. When do you sleep, eat and pee? Haha.. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AUTUMN RAINE 15548 Report post Posted December 1, 2015 My favorite was by a young spinner "Young beautiful 90 pound spinner .. pay by the pound " Not sure what your paying for or how long but made me think lol 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted December 1, 2015 Ladies posting fake pictures that claim their "photos are 100% real" or state "Photos guaranteed real or it's free". Sure, the photos are real. But not of them. Any what exactly are they offering that's free? 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted December 1, 2015 What make me laugh is when they are advertising 15 min session and they write :''no rush service'' or ''not a clock watcher''...hum...the clock is ticking... I have nothing against 15 min or 30 min mind you, but how do you keep track of such a small time frame without watching the time ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest st*****ens**ors Report post Posted December 1, 2015 I've seen a couple that made me chuckle recently including: "Santa Claus is coming....how bout you?" And "Stuff my stocking?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exotic Touch Danielle 31728 Report post Posted December 1, 2015 My absolute favorite is.....Better than the rest (and how do you figure YOU are better than the other ladies) and better at what exactly lmaoooo right on 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dread pirate roberts 4036 Report post Posted December 1, 2015 An SP on Lyla (from Ottawa, I think) had a line which I thought risque but clever: "there's a party in my mouth, who wants to come?" 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted December 5, 2015 I just saw this and laughed but I actually agree with her... "Yo", "What's up", "Eye" are not greetings "No thugs, no hoodies, no GHETTO anything" "No weird or ceepy people" "Act normal" Reminds me of the time someone sent both my girlfriend and I a text when we sharing a place together.. "Yo, escort lady! I like to get wit u". We both howled. Yea, we'll get right on that! LMAO! Is this what it comes down to? That we have to tell people how to conduct themselves or how to introduce themselves? Sigh... BP certainly never gets boring. That's for sure! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankmc 210 Report post Posted December 7, 2015 I've seen an ad where the lady said she speaks Greek I immediately thought of Jim Carrey 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest st*****ens**ors Report post Posted August 18, 2016 I was really surprised to see a recent ad that stated: No overweight. 200 lbs max. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blonde Doll 1511 Report post Posted August 21, 2016 The funny ones are the ones who are trying WAYYYY too much and adding everything you've mentionned: -Better than her, her and her (with arrow to make sure we know who shes talking about) -I will blow your mind (yes like all of us will) -Special rates (that keeps on getting lower and lower every week) and have the audacity to write "non-negotiable" when the rate in their title is lower than the rates in the ad lol you are CLEARLY negotiable. -Available 24/7 + party friendly (we get it girl ;) ) -Starting the ad with allll of the NO this and no that (no black, no rush, no drama, no negotiation, no thugs, etc.) i feel the word "no" just sound too negative to start an ad with it! -5star service (who confirm to you that it was 5star? Are you on trip advisor and we don't know about it perhaps?) Im pretty sure i forget many lol but on my part this is what i notice the most. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1963Kennedy 10698 Report post Posted August 22, 2016 My favourite has always been the lady who advertised herself as an upscale courtisane then in another section of her profile stated a favourite activity of hers was drinking. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OceanMassage 5357 Report post Posted August 22, 2016 She meant better than sleeping ;-) My absolute favorite is.....Better than the rest (and how do you figure YOU are better than the other ladies) and better at what exactly lmaoooo right on 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted September 9, 2016 "if fake photo free service 2 hour" I hope they are fake but that she is good looking and offers a good service because 2 hours might be a long time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad 49548 Report post Posted September 9, 2016 One I could never make sense of is: "brand new! Very well reviewed!" Was never really sure how you could manage both at once... 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted September 16, 2016 "I Will Do What Your Wife Won't!" lol... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted September 16, 2016 "I Will Do What Your Wife Won't!" lol... You'll let me go drinking with the boys and sleep till noon on Sundays? Where do I sign up? 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obalistik 1000 Report post Posted February 8, 2017 Recently i saw an add stating *i don't speak greek* could not help myself but thinking anything is possible with practice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
