Funny lines from escort ads

[CharlyHarley 1020]

Recently i saw an add stating *i don't speak greek* could not help myself but thinking anything is possible with practice.

 

As a newbie, I literally thought nobody wanted to see Greek people and was like "wow this is kinda racist!" So i could definitely see this one as an honest rookie mistake but still...

This thread is killing me haha

[Manluvsex 13731]

Here is a composite ad I came up with from various ads on BP and elsewhere:

 

Mixed student in town. (How confused is she?)

Exotic mix...super soaker! (Aren't those Japanese-Italian squirt guns fun!)

Busty Mediterenaen Goddess. (Not sure which ship she came in from.)

Slim-thick with amazing face to match! (Love those thin-thick faces.)

100,000% REAL PICTURES. (Sorry that's just too unreal for me!)

100% addicted. (Sorry, I don't do them!)

Certified Freak. I'm well mannered. (My Mom would love to meet you!)

I will be so wet, it will feel like you are in the falls! (Will I have to wear a raincoat?)

Sizzling hot all menus! (I'll have a Mediterenaen stirfry please.)

I don't dance the chocolate cha-cha! (I'm so glad, I can only do the vanilla twist)

Thick, juicy, soft, smooth, creamy, caramel complexion!(Love those Tootsie-Rolls!)

I have long Black and Green eyes. (Is your hair Red and White?)

Bring beer, wine or booze, it makes me horny! (Just makes me droopy!)

Searious inquiries only! (I take that seriously!)

Loushious Lips! (Maybe just a bit too luscious for me.)

My sexy eyes will eat you alive! (Do I get a discount if I die?)

No stomach. Slim waste! (It is a waste, can they operate?)

Are you looking for a real, sweet and sour experience? ( Real and Sweet will do just fine!)

Hot inked girl ready for you! (Hot off the presses?)

Allow me to pamper you with my limitless skills and talents! (I knew God was a woman!)

It ain't easy being Sleazy! (Don't I know it?)

I never leave a friend unsatisfied! (Wanna be my friend?)

Chemistry is important! (So is Physics my dear!)

Tight as a whistle! (And clean as one too, can I play you a tune?)

Hygiene guaranteed and expected. No bullshit! (I would hope so!!!)

Girl with a hot summer's tan, begin your spring with me! (Doesn't summer come after spring?)

I have a magical tongue that will keep you dreaming for days! (And I have a magical wand that will make you say Ohhhhhhhhh again and again!)

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

I have seen one for while and really wanted to reach out to her and explain the difference.

 

Experience Women

Mature Women

Educated Women

 

 

At first thought maybe a mistake but it has been same tittle for 6 months. :/