FineWineDiva 7343 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain. I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ? Marilyn Monroe "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." ? Marilyn Monroe "The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space." ? Marilyn Monroe "Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature." ? Marilyn Monroe "I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor" - Lady Gaga "Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling" - J.D from 'Heathers' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FineWineDiva 7343 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. Walt Disney Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny. Bob Marley At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love. Martin Luther King, Jr. A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. Mae West I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? Zsa Zsa Gabor Enemies are so stimulating. Katharine Hepburn Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel. Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "When all is said and done, more is said than done" ....Barney Kremenko, creator of the modern Business Meeting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 ?When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.? Sacha Guitry... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annessa 22743 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Well behaved women never made history" and "Nobodys perfect...I'm nobody, therefore I'm PERFECT!" ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 11, 2010 ....he's dead Jim! Dr. (Bones) McCoy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover" Homer J. Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated" - Mahatma Gandhi "Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot" - Lisa Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it." J. P. Morgan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Sometimes on the way to a dream you get lost and find a better one" - unknown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Nuts and gum...together at last. Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Unknown 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest j**z Report post Posted September 11, 2010 You can love things and use people or love people and use things. My father :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 You can love things and use people or love people and use things.My father :) Your father said that??? My dad's most memorable quote: "I do and I do and I do for you kids, and this the thanks I get." but... a better one from an unknown author "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grass_Hopper 18263 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Don't follow the flow, BE THE WAVE! GOLD DIGGER: Just like a hooker, but SMARTER! Don't live your day like the LAST one, but like the FIRST one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trucido peritus lingua 2699 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Bugs Bunny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Keep you friends close and your enemies closer" Sun-Tzu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "Never rub another man's rhubarb" The Joker (as played by Jack Nicholson) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!" Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2tontony 657 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 If a man does not keep pace with his companions perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer let him step to the music which he hears however measured or far Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back." Mick Jagger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted September 11, 2010 "If you expel prostitution from society, you will unsettle everything on account of lusts". Augustine of Hippo (St. Augustine) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites