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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

 

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

 

 

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

 

A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

 

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

? Marilyn Monroe

 

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

? Marilyn Monroe

 

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

? Marilyn Monroe

 

"Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature."

? Marilyn Monroe

 

"I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor"

- Lady Gaga

 

"Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling"

- J.D from 'Heathers'

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All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

Walt Disney

 

Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny.

Bob Marley

 

At the center of non-violence stands the principle of love.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Mae West

 

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney

 

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

Enemies are so stimulating.

Katharine Hepburn

 

 

Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.

Jimi Hendrix

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"When all is said and done, more is said than done"

 

....Barney Kremenko, creator of the modern Business Meeting

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?When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.?

 

 

Sacha Guitry...

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"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated" - Mahatma Gandhi

 

"Yes, I'm gonna marry a carrot" - Lisa Simpson

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

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You can love things and use people or love people and use things.

My father :)

 

 

Your father said that??? My dad's most memorable quote: "I do and I do and I do for you kids, and this the thanks I get."

 

 

but... a better one from an unknown author

 

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

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Don't follow the flow, BE THE WAVE!

 

GOLD DIGGER: Just like a hooker, but SMARTER!

 

Don't live your day like the LAST one, but like the FIRST one...

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"Never rub another man's rhubarb"

 

The Joker (as played by Jack Nicholson)

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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"

 

Clint Eastwood

 

Dirty Harry

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If a man does not keep pace with his companions

perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer

let him step to the music which he hears

however measured or far

 

Henry David Thoreau

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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

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