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What is worse than having no sight is being able to see but having no vision.

Helen Keller

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?The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong?

 

Archie Bunker

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"there aint no devil, just god when he's drunk"

 

"i did my time in the jail of your arms"

 

Tom Waits

 

"remember, wherever you go, there you are"

Buckaroo Banzai

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"A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner."

Mr. Burns

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Gnarls Barkley

 

Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves.

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"I can honestly say all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."

 

Ozzy Osbourne

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"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f**in beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back." - Al Swearengen

 

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With lies you may get ahead in the world - but you can never go back. 'Russian proverb

 

A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future. 'Author Unknown

 

 

Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

 

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly

 

Never give a sword to a man that cannot dance

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My sister in-law talks 24/7 so these quotes pop into my head regularily.

 

 

 

Please keep talking, I always yawn when I am interested.

 

I am busy now, can I ignore you some other time ?

 

Pardon me. But you must mistake me for someone who gives a damn !

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"There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met."

- W. B. Yeats, who probably wasn't writing about CERB at the time, but could have been.

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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Douglas Adams

 

Punk is the constant struggle against fear of social repercussions.

-Greg Graffin

 

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

-Jack Tatum

 

You're either angry or you're drunk, there's no in between for you!

-said to me by my best friend in a sarcastic and lighthearted manner after an especially long night of being idiots when we were younger.

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A lack of organization on your part dose not consists of an emergency on my part!

Unknown

Men who sticks their dicks in jars of peanut butter and fucking nuts!

Unknown

I'm on the Charlei Sheen drug and it's a wild ride! (Duuuhhh!)

Charlie Sheen

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We can't make love together because your 14! The Vandals :p ( definetly words to live by haha)

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Just a peck on the cheek, while i'm counting the weeks go byyyyyyy, why-yyy

 

lol. The vandals are a fun one to quote.

 

Hitler bad! Vandals good!

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"Procrastination is much like masturbation! In the end, you are only screwing yourself!"

Unknown!

One of my favs!

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"Procrastination is much like masturbation! In the end, you are only screwing yourself!"

Unknown!

One of my favs!

 

I like that one :)

I've used it a lot, being a compulsive procrastinator and recurring masturbator.

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