Guest S****r Report post Posted November 27, 2015 1. I have to go to Home Depot. 2. I am going to the gym. 3. I was getting the oil changed. There was a lineup! 4. Stopping by Canadian Tire. 5. I have to work late. 6. I have to go in to work early. 7. I am going to the canal for a long jog. 8. I am going to the parkway for a bike ride. 9. I need to go Christmas shopping. 10. I am going to the pub to watch the game. These are some I know are used. What excuse do you use? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 27, 2015 I was helping a friend. I lost my car keys. I was making love to a sexy girl from Lyla. I fell asleep at work and no one woke me up. I met an old friend of mine and we started talking about the olden days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grass_Hopper 18263 Report post Posted November 27, 2015 * Got pissed at work and needed a walk before heading home; * Shopping (make sure to bring something.) * Wallet left somewhere * Massage (regular one, that is!..) * Flu shot or to give blood ** NJ, you have the best one: Went to see an SP on LYLA. Not sure your S.o. would appreciate, tho! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *Ste***cque** Report post Posted November 27, 2015 My wife rarely asks me where I go. I'm always on the go so it would not be strange to head out on my own for a few hours. If she did ask where I've been I would simply say "Don't ask me about my business, don't ask me about my business." If she persists I would say "Enough! This one time, this one time I'll let you ask me about my affairs" and then lie through my teeth. I call it my Godfather strategy. Like I said, she never asks but if she ever does ask, I'll let you know how it works out. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goombah 498 Report post Posted November 27, 2015 I went to the casino, btw I withdrew 300$ from our bank account 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S****r Report post Posted December 1, 2015 Excellent! Haven't heard that one before! I went to the casino,btw I withdrew 300$ from our bank account Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempted Monk 5057 Report post Posted December 3, 2015 * Go to church for confession. It can be long and definitely private Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest st*****ens**ors Report post Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) This thread depresses me. Ymmv. Just my thought Edited December 3, 2015 by st*****ens**ors Brevity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted December 3, 2015 I am late as i stopped off to have sex with sexy woman i found on the internet. She laughs at me every time! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GentMada 2181 Report post Posted December 3, 2015 No need for an excuse... just leave the office Christmas party earlier ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S****r Report post Posted December 4, 2015 I heard traffic was reeeeeeally bad today! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amelia Fox 9064 Report post Posted December 4, 2015 I tend to "wash my hair" a cpl times a day, just to be left alone for a hh.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted December 4, 2015 I guess just saying you had a raging erection that needed immediate attention would be too blunt?? Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted December 4, 2015 I guess just saying you had a raging erection that needed immediate attention would be too blunt?? Lol A wife would get mad if you explain it that way, one could say "I had to be appointed to a specialist for a muscular elongation" If she ask if it was painful you could say "it was before the expert got a hold of it but it felt real good after it was done, I should go and get that checked once a week". Just saying... 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites