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I know that there was a thread about this but I am feeling lazy.

 

Funny tv quotes.....

I am watching Mike and Molly on line. They are on their first date and Molly has taken some cold medicine! He asks her if she's enjoying her snapper and she responds sure do you like your penis?

 

LOL

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I'll share a funny story:

 

It was my friend's baby shower and we baked her a cake! After two of us collected in the kitchen, we thought it would be fun to ask her to close her eyes, and then put the cake on her lap and ask her to open them!!!

 

Sounded like a good idea at the time......... lol

 

Anyways, I left the kitchen with my big-ass cake knife (like the one pictured below) and asked her, while holding the knife, to close her eyes for a minute.

 

I didn't realize how creepy it must have looked!

 

Moral of the story: Don't ask people to close their eyes while holding big, scary knives!

 

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