drlove 37204 Report post Posted May 11, 2016 Some people say, "Never say never." I wonder if they realize they've said it twice in the same sentence... Feel free to add your own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted May 12, 2016 I'm very well compensated for my work in the Dept. of Redundancy Dept. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allerob 758 Report post Posted May 12, 2016 we also drive on parkways and park on driveways. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalCforcougar 16766 Report post Posted May 12, 2016 "common sense"... the *ultimate* oxy-moron ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted May 12, 2016 Why is abbreviation such a long word??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest st*****ens**ors Report post Posted May 12, 2016 Why is abbreviation such a long word??? Even worse, why is the term for fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia? Seems a little needlessly cruel to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalCforcougar 16766 Report post Posted May 12, 2016 another that has always struck me as funny/odd; "look harder" really" whaddya want me to do.... squint and use my superpowers ? hehe 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waterat 20911 Report post Posted May 12, 2016 Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted May 13, 2016 The word " listen" was used as a noun apparently as far back as 1300. But the saying " take a listen" just doesn't sound right to me. :? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted May 13, 2016 If nothing sticks to teflon?.....how do they get it to stick to the pan?..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted May 13, 2016 I'm confused, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalCforcougar 16766 Report post Posted May 13, 2016 I know all words came about from some place/person.. but seriously want to know... who on earth, sat around after finding this item in the dirt and said to themselves..."I shall call you 'rutabega'" haha(a word that has always mystified me for some reason lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted May 15, 2016 Just how hungry was the first chap that ate a lobster? Who good unknowingly look upon that creature and think..... "well dont you look tasty?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalCforcougar 16766 Report post Posted May 15, 2016 I have also often pondered why it was that a person put their mouth on another person's...*prrrrivate parts*..... but I am for damn sure glad they did .. and that it caught on <grin> 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted May 15, 2016 I have also often pondered why it was that a person put their mouth on another person's...*prrrrivate parts*..... but I am for damn sure glad they did .. and that it caught on <grin> I totally understand how that happened... there are just some things that when you see them you just lick your lips (or theirs) and say that I have to taste.... But I guess I understand your point .... I mean as a child we grow up with Disney story book images of animals that we later enjoy eating... I mean if your image of rabbits was from Disney's Thumper or maybe the Velveteen Rabbit it's unlikely that at the sighting of a real wild rabbit that you gonna think hmmmm can't wait to get my mouth on that.... yet while not a big fan of game animals I have in fact recently had a strong desire to eat some rabbit... I guess my Disney days are over :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted May 16, 2016 Why is there brail on the keypads at drive-thru ATMs? Additional Comments: And error I received on my pc the other day.... "ERROR...KEYBOARD NOT FOUND" "PRESS (F1) TO CONTINUE" yeah.....as soon as I Find the keyboard i'll get right on that...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted May 18, 2016 I'd like to know what people who text "u" and "ur" do with all that extra time that they save. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalCforcougar 16766 Report post Posted May 18, 2016 saw this today... laughed like crazy....(yeah.. okay, so I am easily amused ... back off hehe) "If it weren't for n1pples..... b00bs would be pointless" hahahahahahha<THUD! OWFARK!>hahahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted May 19, 2016 If the Warrior Geronimo were ever to jump out of an airplane..... what would be shout? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Claire Heavens 51771 Report post Posted May 19, 2016 Kumquats. Need I say more?! :-) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalCforcougar 16766 Report post Posted May 19, 2016 Kumquats. Need I say more?! :-) hahahhaa sh1t hehe nope :) sitting here in my living room laughing like crazy...... come on.. just say it...... kumquats....... ;) dare ya not to laugh (that was awesome Claire haha) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted May 19, 2016 What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 19, 2016 Why do they call it one night stand when you are horizontal most of the time? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted May 19, 2016 Why is called what surgeons do... "practice"..... I think I'll wait until they are good at it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted May 20, 2016 How many ways does one actually need to skin a cat? (And do you really want to spend time with the twisted f*ck that came up with that expresion?) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
