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Ok, so please don't flame me for being a little deceptive in the Title, but I had to get your attention somehow....I'm really looking for your absolutely, most favourite recipes. For culinary diversity and for the sake of Mod's sanity - if that somehow involves great sex, well, all the better!

 

Really simple soup recipe (great for cold Autumn nights):

4 x med. size potatoes - peeled, boiled and diced

1/2 - 3/4 lg pkg froz mixed vegs (pc brand is good)

1 x small can tomato paste

4 x 900 ml Campbell's Organic Vegetarian veg broth (cardboard container)

Left over beef roast (if you're a carnivore) - diced

1 cup quick pearl barley - rinsed & drained (follow directions on pkg for cooking)

Celery

Onion

Several people with whom you would like to have sexual escapades with...

 

How to prepare:

Get a big pot.

2 x sticks diced celery + 1/2 diced onion (lightly fry in pan - use 1 tblsp xtra virgin olive oil)

Combine vegs, beef, broth, barley, Tomato paste (beef if you're a carnivore like me).

Bring to boil for 10min then reduce heat to simmer (1hr)

Have crazed sex while cooking - don't forget the trampoline & clown costume.

 

How to eat:

Light several non-scented candles around/on dining room table - no electricity please

Sit around the table naked (alternate boy/girl sitting - unless you have other preferences).

Get lots of crusty bread sliced for dipping

Put soup in bowls

Lots of wine

Eat, laugh, get drunk, have more sex

Guaranteed to please your neighbour's hot wife (Husband's attendance is optional).

 

Put left-over soup in plastic containers to freeze. Soup tends to thicken-up, so add more veg broth as necessary when thawing.

 

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Edited by Jabba

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