Silly Lady Part Slang

[Mikeyboy 27133]

Was in the Massachusetts many years ago with a lady friend. Passed a restaurant called 'The Clam Box'. Might have been the mood but I started laughing hysterically. She couldn't understad why. She had never heard either of those words used in that particular context. Not sure how. I actually had to explain to her why I found it so funny. ;)

[Brody Boivin 8445]

Clam box. I LOVE IT!

 

 

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[Guest st*****ens**ors]

Wow. An education in metaphor!

 

The nicest term I've heard used was "blossom." I'm fond of that one :)

[waterat 20911]

These metaphors put the bloom back on the rose....

As an avid paddler I'm rather taken by pink canoe.

As a true Canadian I know the difference between a canoe and a canuck. Canoes tip. Even pink ones!

[Guest *ass**x]

I like pushin-cushion and crotch waffle...

[Guest]

I like...

monkey

cookie

Montreal smoked meat (for one with large labia)

sausage warmer

[rollhay 1215]

Of course every "pink canoe" has a"little man in the boat"

[NotchJohnson 214123]

So many I know and already mentioned but here are some more.

 

Beaver

 

muffin

 

coochie

 

camel toe

 

flapper

 

snapper

 

whispering eye

 

pink taco

 

spelled like aunt but start with a "c" instead of an "a"

 

va jay jay

 

pussy

 

Just to name a few.

[Peter Smith 808]

Some that I commonly use are:

 

Lady bits or

Love tunnel

[Kilt Boy 29353]

Vertical smile has always been my favourite.

[GoinDown 3669]

Man Grabber

[Brassfoxx 1390]

My mother and grandmother always used to say "pudding" instead lmao!

[Kilt Boy 29353]

A guy I once knew said something that always stuck with me.

 

"I got to put on special tires for her. Don't want to get stuck in the mud."

 

I think I know what he was talking about ...

[waterat 20911]

My mother related this anecdote to me. I'll suggest attribution to my great, great aunt, whomever...., Back in the days when a hot bath was a bit of a luxury my relatives used to, during a limited season, wash up in a shallow lake north of Kingston.

My GG aunt is purported to have described the 'lake' bath as "washing up as far as possible, washing down as far as possible and then washing possible"

I assume this applies to both genders, but anything is possible!

[Manluvsex 13731]

Apparently there are over 1,000 names....some that are really pejorative and negative and other that I find quite poetic!

 

The following selection are all thanks to Google:

 

Nice names:

 

Alter of Love

Cave of Wonders

Chapel of ease (1600A.D)

Cupid's Cupboard

Deep Pink

Field of Dreams

Garden of Peach Blossoms (or Lilies)

Golden Valley

Inner Sanctum

Lady Garden

Mermaid's Purse

Mount Pleasant

Mystical Fold

Pink Heaven

Road to Heaven

Silk Igloo (Very Canadian)

Velvet Glove (or Velvet underground)

 

Food related:

 

Apple Pie

Bubble-Gum-by-the-Bum

Calamari Cockring

Cabbage Field

Honey Pot

Muffin Cuddler

Peach or Papaya

Pecan Pattie

Pink Cookie

Salt-water Taffy Factory

Sugar Puff

Taffy Puller

Twinkie

 

 

Funny names;

 

Bookbinder's Wife (1768 A.D.)

Box-on-the jack

Bum Fiddler

Cock Curator (Cozy, Pit, Socket, Holder or Squeezer)

Dick Sharpener

Fun Tunnel

Hairy Potter

Knob Gobbler

Lapland

Lick 'n Stick

Lawrence of a Labia (or Princess Labia)

Nick 'n the Notch

Oral Office

Organ Grinder

Panty Hamster (Puppet)

Park 'n Ride

Penis Fly Trap (Glove, Penetentiary, Snuggie)

Petticoat Lane

Pole Magnet

Port of Entry

Penis Fly Trap

Pump Protector

Tail Gate

The great Divide

Tickled Pink

Sideways Smile

Snuffle-up-a-Puss

Spasm Chasm

Squish Mitten

Velcro Love Triangle

Willy Washer

 

Animal Names:

 

Beaver (our national symbol)

Birds Nest

Cooter (from Raccoon)

Kitty

Pink Mink (Panther)

Pussy

Snake Charmer

Venus Butterfly

 

Silly/childish Names:

 

Foo-Foo

Fuzzy-Wuzzily

Hoo-Hoo

Hoo-Ha

Min-Oo (or Minou (Pussy in French)

Noo-Noo

Ya-Ya

Yum-Yum

[NotchJohnson 214123]

When a lady wears a very short skirt I call it an airplane skirt, why? Because it's the one where you can see the cockpit.

[Janebondage 2264]

Was in the Massachusetts many years ago with a lady friend. Passed a restaurant called 'The Clam Box'. Might have been the mood but I started laughing hysterically. She couldn't understad why. She had never heard either of those words used in that particular context. Not sure how. I actually had to explain to her why I found it so funny. ;)

Clam Box...loves it. I would have chucked too. Like wise I had a giggle when passing a place called 'Lick a Chick' in cape breton. I believe its kinda like a takeout only version of the chicken burger here. next door was their sister ice cream establishment called 'Lick a Treat'.

[jafo105 39057]

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[Janebondage 2264]

Was in the Massachusetts many years ago with a lady friend. Passed a restaurant called 'The Clam Box'. Might have been the mood but I started laughing hysterically. She couldn't understad why. She had never heard either of those words used in that particular context. Not sure how. I actually had to explain to her why I found it so funny. ;)

Clam Box...loves it. I would have chucked too. Like wise I had a giggle when passing a place called 'Lick a Chick' in cape breton. I believe its kinda like a takeout only version of the chicken burger here. next door was their sister ice cream establishment called 'Lick a Treat'.