Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 13, 2017 Well, that time of the year will be on us in another month. I guess it's time to drag out all the sappy poems and sonnets. Like this classic. Roses are tits. Violets are tits. I like tits. Tits tits tits. Do better than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) From the Club - I will See You On Valentine's Day: You are young and beautiful; Forbidden fruit and Fantasies fulfilled; High heeled, costumed and plumped lips instilled; Lead me on, tease me and tell me lies; For I am not blind and fear not the guise; You see me as old, deluded and weak; I see you to fill a void, for fun and not to critique; You see us as donors; as ATMs and more; Fair trade, my entertainment for you to abhor. Edited January 14, 2017 by Reddog01 Added my poem 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r__d 12698 Report post Posted January 18, 2017 There was a young man in a kilt, Who said "Bolt-ons are what make her 'built' ", He was given the finger In reply, 'twas a zinger And responded "But I feel no guilt". 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 18, 2017 10 points to Slytherin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reddog01 30280 Report post Posted January 19, 2017 There was once a young stripper, Who favoured those who tipped her, A real "rebel queen", If you know what I mean, Tattooed "wild child" makin' me thicker. Additional Comments: The photo was inspirational :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
