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Well, that time of the year will be on us in another month. I guess it's time to drag out all the sappy poems and sonnets.

 

Like this classic.

 

Roses are tits.

Violets are tits.

I like tits.

Tits tits tits.

 

Do better than that.

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From the Club - I will See You On Valentine's Day:

 

You are young and beautiful;

Forbidden fruit and Fantasies fulfilled;

High heeled, costumed and plumped lips instilled;

Lead me on, tease me and tell me lies;

For I am not blind and fear not the guise;

You see me as old, deluded and weak;

I see you to fill a void, for fun and not to critique;

You see us as donors; as ATMs and more;

Fair trade, my entertainment for you to abhor.

 

 

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There was a young man in a kilt,

Who said "Bolt-ons are what make her 'built' ",

He was given the finger

In reply, 'twas a zinger

And responded "But I feel no guilt".

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There was once a young stripper,

Who favoured those who tipped her,

A real "rebel queen",

If you know what I mean,

Tattooed "wild child" makin' me thicker.

 

 

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Additional Comments:

The photo was inspirational :)

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