Loralee Reach 245 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 an urgent need to go to the bathroom...while in a hot encounter? It happened to me today and my fellow cerbite was very understanding....thanks to you darling!!!! I blamed the fish pies I got with a girlfriend yesterday for supper,,,,it never happened to me before today...a mix of air and colic and all the rest imaginable......awful... did it ever happened to you? how did you handle it? I was so embarrassed......... let me know how would you handle this and if it ever happened to you loralee:!: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 Never, touch wood, happened to me...but on a side note Loralee, no fish pies on Jan 7th RG:D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikeylikesthat 1767 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 A sort of similiar situation happened to me. I had curry for lunch one day and I had booked a 3 pm fun break at a massage parlour. As I was driving from my office to the massage place around 245 I started to get the most incredible stomach cramps - you know the kind where you start to sweat, you are bent over in pain, trying to look out the window of your car while you curse your choice of food for lunch and try not to crap your drawers. Anyway, I had to rush into a gas station wash room and have a blow out. But I knew it was not a done deal so I called the massage place and cancelled last minute saying that something came up at work. What was I going to say?? Anyway, I ended up stopping two more times in the next 30 minutes as I drove home. Probably a good thing that I did not get a massage as it would not have been a pleasant experience for anyone. So I can relate and hey if a SP had tummy issues it is just one of those things. As they say "sh*t happens!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 Don't worry. It happened to me today too. I just said, "be right back, I gotta go to the bathroom" and no problem. I've had many guests need to do the same. Just remember to wash your hands and other bits well before returning. I usually try to add double the amount of time rounded up to the nearest 5 minutes I was gone to the session, not only to compensate for the actual time I was away but for any "cooling off" that may have occurred. We can't control nature. All we can do is try to have a sense of humor about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 Yes, I was actually about to vomit because a client's hygiene was horrible. I truly felt I was going to hurl all over him. After he left, I puked in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes. Thinking of the smell of "ass" is like witnessing the smell of death. It's the same thing and once it's in your mind and your sense of smell, you can never forget it. Take a shower for God's sakes and don't tell SP's that you don't need one! He is now on my sh** list. No pun intended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 I haven t had to runn to the bathroom, but... Ever had a runny nose and wipe it on the towels all seductive like? Or drop your gum out of your mouth on the client during the session? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 I once knew a girl who puked on a client while giving him a bj and he didn't even know it!! I guess her gag reflexes weren't quite developed.lol. She conveniently grabbed her robe that was beside her on the bed and wiped it up as he was just laying there thinking he's having some sort of wonderful experience. She called me in hysterics while I was driving and I almost got in a fender bender because I was laughing so hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted December 17, 2010 OMG!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!! Good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest G***f****** Report post Posted December 17, 2010 Not having a lot of experience, I was afraid of biological processes embarrassing me during my last encounter with an SP, since it was going to be three hours long. So I basically went on a fast for about 18 hours before seeing her. The side effect should have been obvious, but somehow I still didn't see it coming. I was so hungry, my stomach was making noises the whole time. :oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namssa 562 Report post Posted December 18, 2010 More than once I have had to interrupt a session with an SP to let her know I need a "pee break". I have also been in a session and had an SP request the same. No biggie for me, we are people and a bathroom break should not be a problem. I know that after a short break, I can concentrate and enjoy the session a lot more than before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quick25 137 Report post Posted December 21, 2010 My story was pretty much similar, but I never had a problem with a SP. I always make sure everything is 100% before I even call if it is a same day appointment. Yes eating is something that is a must. I try to drink lots of water and I eat very healthy every day. I always get the stomach rumbles when I don't have enough water. Just eating something light like crackers or a dinner roll or two before you go is great because it fills you up, this has always worked for me. Not having a lot of experience, I was afraid of biological processes embarrassing me during my last encounter with an SP, since it was going to be three hours long. So I basically went on a fast for about 18 hours before seeing her. The side effect should have been obvious, but somehow I still didn't see it coming. I was so hungry, my stomach was making noises the whole time. :oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted December 21, 2010 Not leaving may cost you extra.:smile: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
