Famous Playboy's owner will marry a 3rd time...

[Loralee Reach 245]

Hugh Hefner Engaged To Be Married.

 

By Mark Lorenz on December 27th, 2010

 

When young love succeeds, being beholden to celebrate is oftentimes a burden. Not so when octogenarians can manage to pull themselves decent looking women, and get them in a marriage headlock.

And that?s what Hugh Hefner has done. Against all odds, he?s managed to land himself a hot blonde who?s willing to put up with being penetrated by something that?s over 80 years old repeatedly. Usually the only time people get penetrated by things that are over 80 years old, they?re catching splinters from trees. Angry trees. But Crystal Harris will be catching no angry trees, just the tail end of a disintegrating, once dominant softcore porn company. She?s 24 years old, but has the appearance of someone in her mid-30?s. Why is it that most of the people Playboy go for have the dichotomy of looking like they?re in their 40?s while only being their 20?s while having the mentality of 15-year-olds? It?s a lot to take in.

The announcement was made, like all romantic entanglements, on Twitter. Apparently Crystal started crying once she provided him with a ring. She should?ve started crying once he showed her how the Playboy brand has slipped to the point where they feature Marge Simpson on the cover.

Money can?t buy happiness. But it can buy you a wife.

[Origin 268]

Its nice to see to people marrying only for love...

[2tontony 657]

Good one!!;-)

[roamingguy 300292]

She was looking to marry a guy that reminded her of her grandfather:rolleyes:

Good gawd, my cut off age hobbying wise is 25 and I'm only 49...one good thing, now I feel young:D

RG

[Guest BigBoy]

I just can't stand the guy's smugness - that look of "hey guys look what I'm getting and I am 84."

 

I guess the only thing to do is to suck it in, go out and make a fortune, and make a similar purchase.

[Lowdark 5613]

There's no possible way I can take this seriously. Obvious gold digging cash grab. that being said, I saw a Biography on Hefner once where a female friend of his admitted she once told Hef that all those young women around him only wanted him for his money. his response was that he didn't care why they wanted him, just that hey did. C'est la vie.