Lame lines that work with SPs that donâ??t work with other girls

[VedaSloan 119179]

*My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

 

Haha, I like this one. I might actually use this sometime.

[blakelondon 100]

You guys are cracking me up... thanks for the laugh I needed that

[qwertyaccount 15793]

• If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  
• Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
  
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  
• That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
  
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
  
• Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
  
• What can I say to make you sleep with me?
  
• First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
  
• So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
  
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  
• There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
  
• Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
  
• Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
  
• Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
  
• Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  
• You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
  Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
  
• Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
  I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
  
• Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?
  
• I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
  
• Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
  
• This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
  
• I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
  
• I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.
  
• Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
  
• I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
  

[roamingguy 300292]

Seems like an appropriate song

 

 

RG

[rickkm 328]

I have a roman nose and roman hands

[Guest E*******h S******s]

What f***ks like a tiger and winks?

 

*wink*

 

Gets them every time.:icon_cool:

[Victoria Banks 21899]

Its not Christmas but Santas lap is always ready.