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Only post some of your favourite one liners from the Monty Python TV show, movies, books, or recordings.

Carrie Moon inspired this with "what a silly bunt.".

I will start it off:

"Its people like you what cause unrest."

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Guest jake_cdn

" I say, what's that penguin doing on your telly ... INTERCOURSE the penguin"

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Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

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You could fill more than one thread with Monty Python stuff.

 

"It's just a flesh wound!"

 

or

 

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

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Guest *o****ea****t

i wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

 

Additional Comments:

What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

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Guest s******ecan****

".....strangling animals, golf, and masturbation"

 

Well he must have let himself down on the hobbies, golf's not too popular around here.

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".....strangling animals, golf, and masturbation"

 

Well he must have let himself down on the hobbies, golf's not too popular around here.

 

Whilst nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, whose two chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, I recall the line as being

"golf's not too popular in these parts."

 

And the Inquisition is never wrong!!

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This is the wa''le [wattle], the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bo''le [bottle], you can hold it in your hand.

Stry-ya!!

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