Luscious_L 871 Report post Posted August 19, 2011 "I know a dead parrot when i see one and i'm looking at one right now" Favorite :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted August 19, 2011 Pinin' for the fjords! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mik 69 100 Report post Posted August 19, 2011 love the coconuts! for the horse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted August 21, 2011 It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 21, 2011 My nipples explode with delight! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty 305 Report post Posted August 21, 2011 We are the Knights you say "Neep!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted August 31, 2011 "A New Theory of the Brontosaurus, by me, Ann Elk. This is a theory which is mine, and which I invented..... The next thing that I say will be my theory, and this is it. My theory. The brontosaurus is thin at one end, MUCH, MUCH thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end." "That's it, is it, your theory?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted September 6, 2011 I know I should only be using one line but you will just have to indulge me. Father And, er , what job do you do? Shabby I clean out public lavatories. Father Is the promotion involved? Shabby Oh yeah, yeah. (produces handkerchief and clears throat horribly into it) After five years they give me a brush ... eurggha eurgh ... I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidO 120 Report post Posted September 6, 2011 "I will not buy this tobacconist; it is scratched." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted September 6, 2011 The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest New B**ce Report post Posted September 7, 2011 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted September 26, 2011 I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend, 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog' if you want to avoid prosecution. At the risk of hijacking the thread, this seemed like a suitable place to put this: http://www.culinaryschools.org/blog/frog-smoothie/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted April 23, 2012 I didn't have to do this job. I could have been a brain surgeon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aspen Wilde 31370 Report post Posted April 23, 2012 Fetch me a shrubbery! (One that looks nice... and not too expensive.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted April 23, 2012 A fish, a fish, a fishy... OOOOUUUHH! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted April 23, 2012 I've got a hat! (the accountant/lion tamer... if any explanation is needed) :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aspen Wilde 31370 Report post Posted April 23, 2012 I've got a hat! (the accountant/lion tamer... if any explanation is needed) :) It has big letters on it that light up and say 'Lion Tamer'! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dame*****n09* Report post Posted April 24, 2012 "Have I got a big nose, Mum?" "Stop thinking about sex!" "I wasn't!" "You're always on about it! "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted April 24, 2012 We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dame*****n09* Report post Posted April 24, 2012 Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 "I had to bring the goat, he's not well" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 Your majesty is like a dose of clap; before you arrive is pleasure, and after is a pain in the dong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sierra 6477 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parkershellby45 678 Report post Posted April 28, 2012 "And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space Because there's bugger all down here on earth" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirkgently 1778 Report post Posted May 2, 2012 love this post, I have every movie and the complete series, far too many quotes to list, but I love them all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
