Cato 160314 Report post Posted January 15, 2017 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean, eh? Know what I mean? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greenly 791 Report post Posted January 15, 2017 "Please fondle my buttocks" From the Hungarian-English phrasebook sketch. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prufrock Cummings Report post Posted January 15, 2017 And now for a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 15, 2017 DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight! DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD: Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex! GALAHAD: Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted January 16, 2017 Favorite Python flick: Life of Brian Person: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.' Mrs. Gregory: What's so special about the cheesemakers? Man: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Alright, I AM the messiah! Now, FUCK OFF! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parkershellby45 678 Report post Posted January 17, 2017 Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dasher1000 383 Report post Posted January 18, 2017 The book of instructions on the operation of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted January 18, 2017 A New Theory of the Brontosaurus, by me, A. Elk. It is my theory which is mine, and which I invented! Here it is, my theory..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r__d 12698 Report post Posted January 18, 2017 "Well, as I was tellin' Mummy and Mervyn earlier, things is pretty bad there at the moment although there does seem to be some hope of a constitutional..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest n*gu**6 Report post Posted January 19, 2017 Bring out your dead.....bring out your dead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted January 19, 2017 The next thing I say will be my theory..ahem ahem... The Brontosaurus is thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ftn40 824 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 "Listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 If I went round saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *s***lar** Report post Posted January 21, 2017 and now for something completely different. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 You don't look at all like you do on your stamps! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 The ultimate classic. "IT'S!" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prufrock Cummings Report post Posted January 21, 2017 Every sperm is sacred. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *s***lar** Report post Posted January 22, 2017 and now for something completely different. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted January 23, 2017 And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JessyCeleste 14078 Report post Posted March 14, 2017 "I am Arthur, King of the Britains" "Well I didn't vote for you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted March 14, 2017 "Lark's vomit? It don't say nothin' about lark's vomit on the box." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monstermash 583 Report post Posted March 15, 2017 Do you get wafers with it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JessyCeleste 14078 Report post Posted March 21, 2017 "Give the girl a KISS boy!" "I'm Brian!!! And so is my wife!!!" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted March 24, 2017 From the confectioners skit: Crunchy Frog Spring Delight 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted March 25, 2017 Spring surprise. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
