curmudgeon 10469 Report post Posted March 25, 2017 There's some nice filth down 'ere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted March 25, 2017 There's some LOVELY filth down here. Come on, guys. This is like Shakespeare. Every word matters. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curmudgeon 10469 Report post Posted March 27, 2017 There's some LOVELY filth down here. ... Every word matters. Bum! Oh what a giveaway! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhereIRoam 21825 Report post Posted March 28, 2017 "Flying Circus" CANT REMEMBER NAME- "Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?" Man- "Oh, just the five minutes." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted March 28, 2017 I know this one has been posted before, but I just love listening to Carol Cleveland say this in her very proper British accent. "Are you here to book a holiday, or would you like a blowjob?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted March 29, 2017 "Every sperm is great!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted March 30, 2017 The LARCH. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted March 31, 2017 "We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ftn40 824 Report post Posted March 31, 2017 "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted March 31, 2017 Look matey (picks up parrot) this parrot wouldn't voom if I put four thousand volts through it. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
curmudgeon 10469 Report post Posted April 4, 2017 if I put four thousand volts through it. Nor four *million* volts. Additional Comments: Tonight's the night we will be talking about of flu, the subject of word association football... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted April 4, 2017 I don't have to do this job, you know! I could have been a brain surgeon! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted April 5, 2017 All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what have the Romans ever done for us? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted April 8, 2017 Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bully 383 Report post Posted April 9, 2017 Blessed are the Cheesemakers 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted April 10, 2017 Cardinal Fang, give the rack a turn! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted April 10, 2017 Woody. Very woody. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted April 12, 2017 When you're chewing on life's gristle 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1***otd** Report post Posted June 4, 2017 You want my liver? .... But I need my liver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted November 12, 2017 A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?. (With such syntax Eric Idle could be an honourary Canadian,) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted November 13, 2017 Brave, brave Sir Robin. He's not afraid.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opentonew 10077 Report post Posted November 30, 2017 "First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted July 16, 2018 Not a line, but after much searching I finally remembered the old pile of porn magazines where I'd seen this photo. Which team are you? #REDteam 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted July 19, 2018 "How do you know he's the king?" "He's the only one who doesn't have shit on him." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 10, 2019 On 3/14/2017 at 11:44 PM, Monstermash said: Do you get wafers with it? COURSE YOU DON'T GET FUCKIN' WAFERS WITH IT! IT'S A BLEEDIN' ALBATROSS, IN'T IT? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
