Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted December 1, 2016 "Oops, sorry. I creamed all over my panties before you got them off." You know, the panties coming off at the third song is just a guideline. If what we're doing is getting you off, you can take a shortcut. I won't mind. Plus, you won't have to wring out your underwear. Safety first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted December 1, 2016 "Hey, I recognize you from [other club]. Were you there a couple of months ago? I remember that I wanted to dance with you but you were always busy." How do they remember? Especially if we never got the chance to even talk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted December 1, 2016 Phoenix remembered me. I didn't remember her till I went through the Barb's thread and saw that I had mentioned her over a year ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted December 1, 2016 This was more of a hilarious coincidence. I sell things on a popular online retailing site, and I get immediate notification of any sales. I had just finished up some dances, pulled out my wallet and phone and a sale went through, triggering the CHA CHING cash register sound on my phone. Everyone in the CR got a laugh about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted December 7, 2016 After grabbing me under the table and making a pretty accurate estimate of my size, "You know, I have no gag reflex ..." Why are you telling me this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 26, 2017 "OH MY GOD! Can I see it?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted January 26, 2017 "Old guys aren't the ones with money anymore. Young guys are the new old guys." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted February 12, 2017 Is this bad form on the part of the dancer? I spent some time with a highly aggressive dancer who really seems to enjoy being with me, and then she came back with me to the table to sit and chat. Terrific. I love that. She proceeded to keep rubbing me all over in front of my friends and others at the club and said in a loud, clear voice, audible to at least the next 3 tables: "My god, I love your huge cock!" Flattering to me, obviously, but might it be a bit embarrassing to some of the other guys in earshot who aren't as blessed? I mean, even if she's telling the truth and not the lie that I asked/paid her to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilt Boy 29353 Report post Posted October 24, 2018 "I haven't seen you in months. You wrote a review that a couple of guys mentioned to me. I want to show you my thanks." I won't say who, where, when, or what happened. It was very enjoyable for me. You know who you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
