Australian laws

[Mikeyboy 27133]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...your-side.html

Bizarre article I came across. Apparently, Australia has banned porn for small breasted woman due to the possibility of films "simulating child pornography". The government is now apparently considering paying for enlargements for actresses that may have been put out of work!

[jafo105 39057]

That is a sweet deal!

 

Free breast enlargement for those we offended or put out of work with the new law. lol

[Guest tr*****e]

I personally prefer naturals, but the more big boobs, the merrier, right?

[cat 262460]

I'm sorry, this is twisted. Breasts come in all shapes and sizes and there are as many small breasted women as large! I love small breasts and if the owner is happy with them and wants to do porn, all the more power to her. Insane....

cat

[Phaedrus 209521]

Ohferfucksake. This kind of cluelessness *really* annoys me. I'm all for our elected lords and masters doing what they can to stamp out child porn, but I'd feel a lot better about it if I felt the money wasn't being completely wasted.

 

Small boobs does not equal prepubescent. Okay? Is that really terribly hard to work out?

[April Dawn 12207]

That would be like saying people in porn can't shave their pubic hair because it's prepubescent. I just shake my head.

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[Lowdark 5613]

OK, when I stopped laughing a few questions came to mind. First, do they have a measurement or something for determining if breasts are too small or do they just go with "if-it's-size-A-no-way?" And the article said that this is affecting thousands of women wanting to get into porn. Thousands? Austrailia's population is what, like 16 million? Exactly how big is their domestic porn industry? And I'm going to assume that porn from other countries also makes it's way to Austrailia's sandy shores-how do they "legislate" that? Do they just outlaw or censor anything starring women with "illegal" breast sizes? What about Hollywood movies? Do they determine that some actresses' breasts are too small and therefore ban any films including scenes of her naked? And exactly how would this particular expense show up on the spreadsheet for the Austrailian National Budget? Natural Resource Enhancement?

[Malika Fantasy 144625]

oh well I guess I will ever go do porn with the Aussies and the koalas. No way in hell I am having implants. I like my 32A. If they think that it may cause child porn...they are missing a lot of greats women

[Guest jake_cdn]

I am a firm believer that child porn has no place in our society but if the Aussie Government believes that this will stop exploitation of young girls through porn then they are misguided.

 

From a cynical point of view the Aussie Government is promoting exploitation of young boys by not banning males with small penis' or offering them enlargements!

 

Ludicrous.

[Megan'sTouch 23875]

Although I believe the Australian government banning small breasts in porn is true, I believe this website is a satirical news site like The Onion. The government is not paying for breast implants.

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[Carrie Moon 68826]

I believe this website is a satirical news site like The Onion.

 

You got it! Here's an article from the same website. Cat becomes a psychotherapist.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/pages-2/Licensed-therapist-cat-finding-few-patients-Scrape-TV-The-World-on-your-side.html

[Guest tr*****e]

Sorry if I offended anyone by my earlier comment. I never meant to say that women with small(er) breasts aren't worth as much as women with large breasts. It's just personal preference.:boobeyes:

In principle though, I agree with what others are saying; this is a very piggish move by the australian government and I hope they're shamed into taking this back and never touching the subject:icon_biggrin: again.

[Megan'sTouch 23875]

Since this ban has literally stamped out child sexual abuse, I think we should ban large breasts from porn because they promote obesity! What do you think?

 

Your backwards politician,

 

Megan

[Cleo Catra 178382]

Since this ban has literally stamped out child sexual abuse' date=' I think we should ban large breasts from porn because they promote obesity! What do you think?

 

Your backwards politician,

 

Megan[/quote']

 

HAHAHAHA Megan! Mine are medium-sized, purrhaps I should get into porn and then none of these problems will exist :P

[toine 30556]

Although I believe the Australian government banning small breasts in porn is true' date=' I believe this website is a satirical news site like The Onion. The government is not paying for breast implants.

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Satirical magazine alright, but that does not prevent them from being right from time to time, such as in that piece in which they suggest that Toronto deserves a NHL team lol

 

toine

 

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/pages-3/Toronto-mayor-seeking-NFL-NHL-teams-Scrape-TV-The-World-on-your-side.html

[Lowdark 5613]

LOL. I had suspected as much but was too lazy to poke around. Particularly the part about their Conservative PM liking mammary glands.

 

Although I believe the Australian government banning small breasts in porn is true' date=' I believe this website is a satirical news site like The Onion. The government is not paying for breast implants.

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