Women have replaced men with technology

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]12 Ways Women Have Replaced Men With Technology [/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Posted on [URL="http://www.manolith.com/2009/05/10/12-ways-women-have-replaced-men-with-technology/"][COLOR=#0066cc]May 10, 2009[/COLOR][/URL] by [COLOR=#0066cc]Sean Percival[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Thereâ??s no denying the obvious: men have served a useful purpose in the evolutionary development of the human race. However, developments in science and technology are rapidly advancing, allowing women to slowly, but surely, replace the men in their lives. Are men destined to go the way of gills and the vestigial tail? Maybe not, but here are 12 ways in which men are becoming increasingly obsolete to the needs of women.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Artificial Insemination[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]They say to be creative you have to â??think outside the box,â? but some of the best solutions come from doing just the opposite. Artificial insemination already means women can obey their biological clocks without ever having to be in a relationship with a man (awesome), and soon the day will arrive when heâ??s not needed at all. And for those who want to keep the romance involved, letâ??s talk turkey.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]HGTV and Power tools[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]For the longest time, the hardware store was a manâ??s domain. It was too complicated and unrefined for most women. There might be sawdust on the floor, unwashed laborers were likely to spit, and there was also the threat of having to do math. Then there was the revolution: HGTV. Complimented by clean mega-stores such as Home Depot and Lowes, women can now access tools and supplies in a way that can be as fulfilling as lingerie shopping. And with enough practice, women can now install Koi Ponds with waterfalls and the window treatments will likely match the new rug.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Bug Spray[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]


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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]It sounds so basic, but bug spray is not only one of the most underrated inventions of all time, but subversively is a huge blow to male entrenchment. Nobody likes bugs, but men do like to kill things. There are presumably entire relationships predicated on spider-removal. And so, the invention of bug spray was has a huge impact on male-female relationships: women no longer need men to step on the bugs while they stand on chairs. Youâ??ve come a long way, ladies, and Raid helped.[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][URL="http://www.amazon.com/"][COLOR=#0066cc]Amazon[/COLOR][/URL][/B][/FONT][/SIZE]


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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Women love getting presents, even if they have to buy them for themselves. With the advent of e-commerce sites such as [URL="http://amazon.com/"][COLOR=#0066cc]Amazon.com[/COLOR][/URL], men no longer are needed to remember special dates and imaginary â??just becauseâ?? situations. Women can even take it a step further if they want by pretending these gifts are from someone else. It is pure self-gratification.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Pepper Spray and Tasers[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]


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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Once upon a time, women were afraid to be out alone at night without a male bodyguard. And the invention of pepper spray meant a new degree of freedom for women (and a whole new world of Chipotle). The next generation is that of the taser, beneficial not only for upping testicle-trashing power, but also great in that a woman never has to fear getting pepper spray on her clean shirt. They even come in pink.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Sex Toys[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Surprising?[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Chocolate[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]


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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Enough said.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Massage Chairs[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]No one would be surprised to find out that millions of women put up with bad marriages just for the massages. Massage chairs are forever changing the art of massage. They now come stocked with all sorts of sophisticated gadgetry that effectively massage shoulders, back, arms, legs and a few other places. All while watching TV, surfing the web and monitoring the Nikkei Index. Bonus: it completely does away with the need to communicate with another person.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Windows Vista[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]One benefit of frequent male shenanigans is the constant disappointment of their female partners, and consequently, the provision of regular opportunities to yell. The screaming isnâ??t just for sport: it allows women to relieve stress and release endorphins, serotonin, adrenaline and possibly melanin. Enter Microsoft Windows Vista. With a dominant market share, Microsoft ensures that women will have endless frustration for the rest of their lives, and forever have something to get royally pissed off about. Think of it not as bitching, but rather as â??preventative health-care.â?[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Global Warming[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Men have been fairly handy as firewood choppers for a few thousand years now. Furnaces offered a solution, but water heaters are heavy and men were needed to move them. With the recent climate changes, this problem seems to be taking care of itself.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Gay Men[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Women that have shopped with gay men (cyborgs?) conspire that there is science and precision related to how perfectly they can select outfits and accessories. Additionally, a womanâ??s gay friend loves gossip, and in most cases wonâ??t borrow [URL="http://www.surfcanyon.com/search?f=sl&q=clothes&partner=wtiieneuj"][COLOR=#0066cc]clothes[/COLOR][/URL] and never return them (in most cases). Furthermore, these guys see no problem in staying in to watch American Idol with a small tub of Chunky Monkey, constantly opining on how they could turn Ryan Seacrest.[/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Openers[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Comic Sans MS]For as long as there have been jars and cans there has been a need for torque to remove tightly sealed lids. Men were good for this. But the can opener changed all that. First the mechanical metal utensil, and later the electric can opener. Today, a lid is but a mere annoyance for a woman, and the mechanical whir of the can opener is as soothing to a woman as the gentle purr of a vibrator[/FONT][/SIZE]









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