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[CENTER][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid]"Get ready we're going to a party." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=4][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=darkorchid][COLOR=deepskyblue]His balls say,[/COLOR] "Fuckin liar, you always go inside and leave me knocking outside." lol[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][COLOR=darkorchid][/CENTER]
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