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[CENTER][COLOR=lime][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=lime]Hold on to your nuts,[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=darkorchid]this is no ordinary blow job![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=lime][/CENTER]
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[CENTER][COLOR=lime][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][U][COLOR=darkorchid]FEBRUARY'S[/COLOR] CONTEST [COLOR=darkorchid]DETAILS:[/COLOR][/U][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=lime]
[B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]Starting Feb 1st to feb 14th for every session booked with me you will recieve one free entry into a draw for a free session equivalant to the session you entered the draw for :wink: Then on Febuary 14th[COLOR=darkorchid](valentine's day) [/COLOR]I will draw the winning ticket out of the bowl in the chat on camera, which I will post in my ad as well...Along with recieving one free entry per session you have to the option to buy more entries as well[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
[/COLOR][COLOR=darkorchid][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]..Tickets are as follows[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkorchid][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]1 for 2.00[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkorchid][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]4 for 5.00(save 3.00)[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkorchid][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3]8 for 10.00(save 6.00)[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkorchid][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4]15 for 20.00(save 10.00)[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER]




[CENTER][B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=lime]So If you happen to be the lucky gentleman that wins you only pay the room fee upon your visit with me :wink:)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER]




[CENTER][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid]Kennedy Kummings[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER]


[B][I][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3][COLOR=lime]My favourite position is whichever one I can get you off on so insanely you can't breathe!!! Up for the challenge?â?¦.[COLOR=darkorchid]I AM your girl next door[/COLOR]... I am the fantasy you dream ofâ?¦.[COLOR=darkorchid]GORGEOUS MOCHA HAIR, BIG INVITING BROWN EYES AND LEGS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESSâ?¦.FULL LIPS WITH A TIGHT BODY[/COLOR]â?¦.5â??7, 110pds and a Very Perfect 34Câ?¦.[/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid]satisfation is my gaurantee[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][SIZE=3][FONT=Palatino Linotype][B][I][COLOR=lime]â?¦. I am well recommended and take pride and delight in my job and the Company I work for. If you are looking for someone to treat you like the king you deserve then here I am, cum get me.. [/COLOR][/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE]
[CENTER][I][B][SIZE=3][FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid]â??Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.â? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/I][SIZE=3][FONT=Palatino Linotype][/CENTER]
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[CENTER][B][I][U][SIZE=4][COLOR=lime]Contact me personally at 613-796-1810[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][/CENTER]







[CENTER][COLOR=lime][SIZE=4][B][I][U][COLOR=darkorchid]My schedule is current and remains permanent[/COLOR].[/U][/I][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=lime]
[B][I][U][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4]SAT Off[/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B]
[COLOR=darkorchid][B][I][U][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4]Sun 10-4:30[/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B][/COLOR]
[B][I][U][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4]Tues 10-4[/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B]
[COLOR=darkorchid][B][I][U][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4]Wed 10-4 [/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B][/COLOR]
[B][I][U][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4]Thurs 10-4 [/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B]
[B][I][U][FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkorchid]Fri 10-4[/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER]


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[CENTER][COLOR=lime][COLOR=darkorchid][B][I][U][SIZE=4][FONT=Georgia]DOOR RATES ONLY:[/FONT][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=lime]
[U][I][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Georgia]30 mins-$50-$55[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/I][/U]
[COLOR=darkorchid][FONT=Georgia][B][I][U][SIZE=4]45 mins-$60-$65[/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=Georgia][B][I][U][SIZE=4]60 mins-$80-$85[/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia][B][I][U][SIZE=4]Longers sessions aval upon request as well as [COLOR=darkorchid]duos and couples....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]





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