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My ballad for boobies

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Was feeling a little silly so threw together a short ditty on one of my favourite subjects. It's not polished and meant in good fun. Hopefully it might give someone a laugh.


I do long for legs
and fancy a fanny
And a sweet smile
Sure can beguile

But my propensity
For one part particular
Is a proclivity
Not so peculiar

What part pervades
my private prayers
What is this penchant
and prime predilection?

Big boobs to tiny ta-tas
Manmade mammaries or natural knockers
Nothing causes me quite such lust
As that of a ladyâ??s lovely bust

I like to watch a woman walk
And admire her rear wiggle
But if you give an equal choice
Iâ??d rather see those jugs a jiggle

I do not own a skiff or ship
Nor sail upon the sea
Yet while I may not be afloat
I do so enjoy to motorboat

You don't need me to try and tutor
And all deserve the sweetest suitors
So my prick please do not neuter
When I canâ??t help but holler hooters

I thank you ladies, you are the best
And I know Iâ??m truly blessed
For now and then you get undressed
And grant me a chance to touch your breast!

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