cat 262460 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 It’s time to turn the tables, and the two of us have decided to do the first review of a member here on CERB! Yesterday, we had the pleasure to play with Dummpy together and we would like to share our experience for everyone to enjoy! We will start off by saying this is not the first time we have visited with this gentleman, but it’s the first time we visited together. The two of us were meeting for the first time and he was the common denominator in the equation. His laid back nature and playfulness was the perfect catalyst for such a dalliance, and his insightful wisdom to bring the two of us together was true brilliance on his part. He arrived on time; you can set your watch to his punctuality, freshly showered with his Vidal Sasson hair ready for our fingers to entwine in it. He needs no guidance, but a girl needs to do something with her hands while lying on the pillow. Sorry, getting ahead of the story here! He was dressed in a very chic purple and white striped shirt that we both decided was very cool, almost too cool! His bright sparkling blue eyes were smiling and the chemistry was amazing! After introductions and some brief chit chat, we moved things to a more accommodating venue, Paige’s playroom. It was dark with scented candles, and the touching that ensued sent chills! We took the time to get to know each other, in a slow, languid way. The kisses were sweet and caresses led us to more and more. Prior to arriving, Dummpy and I had decided to have Paige for breakfast, and that was exactly what we did! Her exquisite, supple form occupied our every sense. She is intoxicating and I savored every moment of this succulent exploration. She enjoyed his lips while I enjoyed hers and after what seemed like eternity in heaven for me, it was time to move forward. What a delicious start! Time seemed to stop, and the play flowed from one game to another, with all three of us immersed in one another with continuous stream of pleasure for all. The talent in that room was mind-blowing, and we all seemed to move between each other like we had been playing together forever. It felt natural, but with an intensity that was palatable. He performed, as always, with the skill of a true master and the unparalled satisfaction that comes from true satiation was felt by all. When we finally came up for a breath of air, Paige and I explored my Toybox, with all the usual ooo’s and ahhh’s it always brings. We talked and lounged, soaking in Dummpy’s pheromones, which are quite intoxicating. He always requests that we use no artificial scents, preferring the natural scent of a woman and the mix of all of us was so erotic. The playroom air hung heavy with musk and the sweat tasted deliciously salty on our tongues that inevitably led to things heating up again. But that is a story that needs to be told in person… Yours Truly, Paige and cat… Attitude 10/10 Environment 10/10 Looks 9/10 Service 10/10 Hygiene 10/10 We would give a straight "11" across the board, but we don't want be accused of shillin! P+c Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oncenawyle 101 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 That almost makes me want to pick up a bat for the other team! JK!!!! I know this is off topic but I must comment. Dummpy. To be able to simply endure such an encounter is outstanding but to have the stamina and fortitude to please these two ladies to the point where they review you speaks volumes. You will be noted in Man Legend for years to come no doubt! Cat. Your writing is exquisite! I hope that soon enough my slush fund will accomodate me for a date with you and not just for the pleasure of conversation :). Well done for all three of you. It's times like these that one can sit back and smile knowing that even in troubled times there are pockets of such tremendous joy to be found by those that search. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d*mm*y 887 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Nicely said ladies! Don't mean to shatter any illusions, however there were a few details left out, first off the shirt had stripes because it was an old circus tent, when you get to my size regular clothes don't cover the belly! Second of all the Vidal Sassoon hair is grown to cover the bald spot, in simpler circles it's called a comb over! However the rest of sordid affair was positively delicious and thanks for the over generous review ladies, you are both sweet ladies, and I admire your honest personalities and your charm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suave2006 100 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Great review.... I hope the other ladies here will follow Paige and Cat's example and provide reviews. Reviews should always come from both sides of the table. I am sure all of us men would welcome this... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Great review.... I hope the other ladies here will follow Paige and Cat's example and provide reviews. Reviews should always come from both sides of the table. I am sure all of us men would welcome this... Dear Sauve, I agree! Input is always good, and if SP's have time to say "thank you for a job well done" it can be fun. I try to send out thank you notes (remnants of social manners class!) but there are times that some things fall by the wayside. If I have ever overlooked anyone, accept my apologies. Paige and I wanted to say thank you in a way that reflected how we felt, and we decided this was the most effective by far. It was such a fun morning that we felt needed to be shared. Cat. Your writing is exquisite! I hope that soon enough my slush fund will accomodate me for a date with you and not just for the pleasure of conversation :). Dear Oncenawyle, Conversation is always a good place to start! Maybe one day I will take all the pages saved on these gremlin infested computers, compile it and send it out for those of you who have patience to sift thru it. Dummpy, the humble is very endearing, but entirely unnecessary! Catherine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Dear Sauve, I agree! Input is always good, and if SP's have time to say "thank you for a job well done" it can be fun. I try to send out thank you notes (remnants of social manners class!) but there are times that some things fall by the wayside. If I have ever overlooked anyone, accept my apologies. Paige and I wanted to say thank you in a way that reflected how we felt, and we decided this was the most effective by far. It was such a fun morning that we felt needed to be shared. Cat. Your writing is exquisite! I hope that soon enough my slush fund will accomodate me for a date with you and not just for the pleasure of conversation :). Dear Oncenawyle, Conversation is always a good place to start! Maybe one day I will take all the pages saved on these gremlin infested computers, compile it and send it out for those of you who have patience to sift thru it. Dummpy, the humble is very endearing, but entirely unnecessary! Catherine Sounds like the makings for a good dirty novel...hehe. Love the review.....that dumpy is an inspiration! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amadeus65 113 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Very nice indeed cat, you are fortunate dumpy very fortunate, then again though I will be having similar next week :-P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 SHILL!!!!!!......SHILL!!!....... Hahahahahaha..... Nice one ladies...nice one..... Dummpy...you da man......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p22*** 236 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Greatness should be recognized, Dummpy is a gentlemen and great lover of women, he is always welcome at my house. I am sure Catherine would agree. Your wonderful and set a standard of a true classy gentlemen. Thank you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suburb1 153 Report post Posted May 24, 2008 Ladies, an absolutely engaging and refreshing review. You both are apparently exquisite; Dummpy has definitely achieved nirvana. Catherine and Page, thank you for the small viewport into the event. regards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 The story reminded me of the old Playboy columns I read as a kid. What was it called, the Forum? You know, Xavier Hollander's column. Anyway, I need to go shopping for a striped shirt now...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
