The "Have You Ever Wondered" Thread

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Ask Away... Questions can completely silly..lol

 

I'll Start...

 

Have you ever wondered as a kid who the phone operator was and what she looked like? The one from the good ol' days (before computer generated voices) who said "Please hang up and try your call again.. this is a recording."

[Miss Scarlett 25073]

I always wondered if she actually sounded like that for real, or poor voice quality in the lines??

[Kubrickfan 12836]

Have you ever wondered what Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines looks like?

[Andee 220524]

Have you ever wondered why:

 

If it's "common sense", why more people wouldn't know it?

 

There seems to be less tissue on toilet rolls these days.

 

They changed the Crispy Crunch chocolate bar recipe.

 

We had to eat everything on our plate because kids were starving overseas.

 

You never seem to be able to find a pen when you need it - like where do they go.

 

Boys don't just sit down to pee like girls.

[Guest jake_cdn]

Where were these kids that put their eye out with a stick ...never saw a one-eyed kid

 

How many times did Jimmy Finnegan have to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge before we learned our lesson?

 

Was someone really going to sue us and we would lose the house?

 

Who thought that the "new Coke" would be as good as the original Coke?

 

Why did the talking clock sound like a talking clock?

 

Where are the Boogie Men? Never saw even one Boogie Man ... maybe they don't exist.

 

Had to eat our vegetables. No valid reason just had to eat them!

 

Why did Charlie Brown's teacher sound exactly the same as my teacher to me ..."Fra-fra-frafra-fra"?

[Guest s******ecan****]

Ever wonder why they had to include a gunfight scene in the movie Titanic? Its not like the the actual events required more dramatic elements.

[Seymour 3970]

What pornstars do for fun :sex_porn: ???:tongue:

[ottawaadventurer 5114]

Why buys "instant" tea?

[Guest s******ecan****]

Why Leaf's fans don't just give up.....:)

[antlerman 17064]

have you ever wondered if I masturbate as much as I say?

[roamingguy 300292]

Have you wondered why there are braille dots on drive up bank machine keypads

 

and in response to Angela-Have you wondered why girls don't stand to pee like boys

 

RG

[Miss Scarlett 25073]

Have you ever wondered why:

 

You never seem to be able to find a pen when you need it - like where do they go.

 

 

I stole them! haha

 

Every time you aren't looking I take them.

[Guest S**a*Q]

I wonder things all the time... :)

 

Why do we digest all colours but yellow?

 

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

 

If I stand in front of a microwave everyday while I zapped a plate of food for fourty years... would it sterilize me???

 

Why can't I sell my brother at my lemonade stand...?

*(I was like 8, in my defense.)

 

...more to come... I have WAY too many of these...

 

Can I start answering peoples questions??? :D

HAHAHA I'm sooo on it!

 

Additional Comments:

Ask Away... Questions can completely silly..lol

 

I'll Start...

 

Have you ever wondered as a kid who the phone operator was and what she looked like? The one from the good ol' days (before computer generated voices) who said "Please hang up and try your call again.. this is a recording."

 

 

Here she is, NV! The answer to your question :D

 

Her name is Jane Barbe.

 

http://www.etcia.com/jane_barbe.html

[silverado17 12689]

have you ever wondered if I masturbate as much as I say?

 

nope don't think we do i'll say u do and i bet everyone agrees with me lol

[Guest S**a*Q]

Have you ever wondered what Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines looks like?

 

Betty Crocker

 

 

Duncan Hines

 

 

:)

 

Additional Comments:

If chicken don't have fingers or balls...

What are we eating?

[Phaedrus 209521]

Why does the washing machine eat my socks? And where do they all go? Is there a sock heaven somewhere?

[Guest S**a*Q]

Why does the washing machine eat my socks? And where do they all go? Is there a sock heaven somewhere?

 

Sock gnomes. They come and take the socks they need for their survival.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sock+gnomes

[Andee 220524]

I always thought all phone operators looked like Ernestine

 

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Have you ever wondered who the old lady was with the scowl on her face in the opening theme song for The Mary Tyler Moore show? Moore threw her hat up in the air at the end of the song and the old lady stopped and frowned at her.

 

I watched a few episodes and thought it was kind of funny that she was caught in the middle of taping a theme song to a sitcom so I had to find out who she was. lol. http://www.jyanet.com/mtm/020514.shtml

 

[Andee 220524]

Nicki:

 

Here's the answer to your question.

 

http://www.jyanet.com/mtm/020514.shtml

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Nicki:

 

Here's the answer to your question.

 

http://www.jyanet.com/mtm/020514.shtml

 

Yes, I orginally put that link in my post.lol.

[SamanthaEvans 166767]

What is it like to be "gruntled"?

 

Why do you have to turn down the radio in the car to find a street address?

 

If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, where do babies come from?

[Guest s******ecan****]

Why we still don't have flying cars?

 

Ever since I was a kid Popular Mecahanics Magazine has been predicting their imminent arrival.

[Guest W***ledi*Time]

.... If matter can neither be created nor destroyed, where do babies come from?

 

bwahahaha ... perhaps the appearance of babies disproves the theory that energy is not convertible into matter ...

[Phaedrus 209521]

Sock gnomes. They come and take the socks they need for their survival.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sock+gnomes

Aha! Now, how do I entice sock goblins into my life?