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I just saw in the service providers section, and add with the following;

 

"Grand Opening" as the title

 

I just thought it was funny! That's all!

 

Thank you MOD for not letting me post this there! It will keep me out of trouble.

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haha!

kk here

 

1)I'm stand-offish at first, but once we click, I'm Wide open

2)Have a couple-late sessions at my place, oh I meant Copu-late sessions

3)I've been around many times, but I like it here

4)Got a new Jim that swings both ways, umm Gym

5)One girl -a pimp=better deals!deals!deals!

6)I like you and if you're into me, you're gonna pay for that

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I feel kind of mean posting this, but I saw a lady once who said you needed to tell her if you wanted to do DATY before the session, so she could freshen up. My thought was, if you just go for full service it's not fresh??!?

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haha!

kk here

 

1)I'm stand-offish at first, but once we click, I'm Wide open

2)Have a couple-late sessions at my place, oh I meant Copu-late sessions

3)I've been around many times, but I like it here

4)Got a new Jim that swings both ways, umm Gym

5)One girl -a pimp=better deals!deals!deals!

6)I like you and if you're into me, you're gonna pay for that

 

Too funny. Hilarious Julia ! Do you have to pay for how deep your in ? By the inch...haha

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I feel kind of mean posting this' date=' but I saw a lady once who said you needed to tell her if you wanted to do DATY before the session, so she could freshen up. My thought was, if you just go for full service it's not fresh??!?[/quote']

 

 

AHAHAHAHA!! :sm48:

 

I guess that's not part of the regular maintenance plan, you have to pay extra for that...I guess??? Maybe a seafood buffet is included in Full Service

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I like to be funny on purpose but I will now take note of blunders! Thanks for a fun thread idea apex!!!

 

 

Hey I love the funny ones, This caught my eye! It seems to work!

 

If you can think of any more, please share them!

 

Everyone could use a good chuckle with the weather we are getting!!!

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I feel kind of mean posting this' date=' but I saw a lady once who said you needed to tell her if you wanted to do DATY before the session, so she could freshen up. My thought was, if you just go for full service it's not fresh??!?[/quote']

 

Oh my...that's intense. >.< Don't feel mean, it's kind of true. I would have thought the same thing....

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I feel kind of mean posting this' date=' but I saw a lady once who said you needed to tell her if you wanted to do DATY before the session, so she could freshen up. My thought was, if you just go for full service it's not fresh??!?[/quote']

YUMMY! Sounds tasty!:sm48:I really hope I didn't offend anyone but come on now. The kitty always needs to be fresh always!!! No matter what the encounter may involve.

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