roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 12, 2011 The phenomenon of man made global warming is proved. The government spends billions upon billions to prove it But it comes at a cost, the government dips into pension plans, and ups taxes so no one can retire until they drop dead I wish I had a brand new truck, and no debt, and can retire with a full pension RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnaglar 440 Report post Posted May 12, 2011 Genie grants your wish You pick up your new truck the day after your director hands you your $40 watch for 40 years of service. Then as you listen to the radio, you hear that the war in Saudi Arabia is going badly, and gas prices are now $10/L You sell your house in order to fund your truck and subsequently die from pneumonia during our harshest winter. I wish for complete control of all things at the atomic level. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s******ecan**** Report post Posted May 12, 2011 Genie say granted You now have complete control over every thing at "The Atomic Level" which happens to be the name of the cafateria at the physics department of Texas A&M University. Forced to give up your pleasent life here in and go live in Texas running a small a la carte food service outlet you slowly degenrate into a drooling invalid. I wish I could turn rocks into diamonds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 Your wish is granted You can turn rocks into diamonds,....but the Diamonds vocal group from late 50's to early 60's, not the gem To do so you are forced into lifelong slave labour in a quarry the only music is coming from many many Diamond clones...you go insane My wish, to have much much much more money, and every day is Saturday, so I can see ladies 362 (time off for XMas Eve/XMas and Boxing Day) days a year RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 You can see the ladies, but you are eerily suspended in another dimension, devoid of all other senses.. I wish I had seen this thread earlier! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 8, 2011 I wish I had seen this thread earlier! "Actually," says the Genie, "You did. You just forgot about it. And no, I'm not telling you where you left your car keys. Or your glasses." I wish... that I lived on the beach. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted June 8, 2011 Wish granted! You are transformed into a piece of driftwood, continually washed on shore and thrown by random people for their dogs to chase after and slobber on. I wish Gas prices would go back under the $1.00 mark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 8, 2011 I wish Gas prices would go back under the $1.00 mark They already are! But the Genie grants your wish and puts gas prices to 99c per pint, which is $1.70/litre. I wish I could just quit everything and go traveling for a while... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites