Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 10, 2011 Attempting to eat KFC at a kid's birthday party and then ralphing when you get home. Running out in the middle of a major downtown street while at the hair salon with your hair in tin foil and a cape to avoid by-law from giving you a parking ticket. While weaving in and out of traffic you lock eyes with that old by-law dude who holds that machine in hand like he was toting a gun and out run him before he gets to the meter first. Drinking 9 or 10 cosmopolitans back-to-back like you've never drank them because you never go out partying ( literally!) and because people kept buying them for you. You then end up puking back at the hotel. Generous of them but never, ever again. Which leads to my next point... waking up with a hangover the next day feeling like crap and and realizing wtf? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 10, 2011 2 When you find an empty toilet paper roll after using the bathroom. There's a Seinfeld episode that covers just about everything in life RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 11, 2011 Moving boxes around in a condo and having to put them on the balcony for a while when suddenly realizing a dildo falls out of the box onto the ground and under the space between the glass partition of the balcony. You try to catch it but it's too late... On the flight down you cover your ears in hopes that no one will see or feel anything. You can't stand the wait anymore and just when you're about to peek over 14 floors, you hear someone scream "WTF!!!!" and realize that a big pink 10 inch dildo just hit a passerbyer on the head and is now continuing to roll somewhere down Somerset St West. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jake_cdn Report post Posted May 11, 2011 *Travelling to a city that is expensive and having your entire trip no-show(on more than one occasion) Now that would really suck ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted May 11, 2011 Moving boxes around in a condo and having to put them on the balcony for a while when suddenly realizing a dildo falls out of the box onto the ground and under the space between the glass partition of the balcony. You try to catch it but it's too late... On the flight down you cover your ears in hopes that no one will see or feel anything. You can't stand the wait anymore and just when you're about to peek over 14 floors, you hear someone scream "WTF!!!!" and realize that a big pink 10 inch dildo just hit a passerbyer on the head and is now continuing to roll somewhere down Somerset St West. HILARIOUS! I once came down to the moving truck, after loading my entire apartment into the elevator, and found the guys who were moving me sitting in the truck giggling their faces off. When they saw me, they just pointed at the shoebox I kept my toys in (I used to have a small collection, hahah) and said 'that box is vibrating'. HAHAH! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuliasUndies 7288 Report post Posted May 11, 2011 Walking into the kiddos room to tell them to get to bed not realizing you are wearing something totally unappropriated when your son asks "Mom why are you wearing that? then not realizing until after you leave that you just replied by saying "Sometimes Daddy likes it this way" Making the mistake of telling your coworker about your AWESOME tip$ from the client just to have them tell the owner, then the owner fires you for seeing her regular and accusing you of either charging too much or F**KING the clients! People that tell stupid small lies that serve absolutely no purpose and people knowing they are bullsh**ing and just roll their eyes at them and let them get away with it while you maintain a character of honesty and get the short end of the stick. Having useless coworkers promoted before you because they are BAG-LICKERZ (no pun intended) even though you are much more skilled than them. People that believe anything they are told! Making a date with a friend and they spend the entire time texting or on the phone BY-LAW RATS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING THEY CAN Rude undersexed cops Going to the Casino, WINNING, then get the the cashier just to find out you lost your winning voucher! Or getting yelled at for hitting the machines (I only broke two geeze, it's not like they are going to go broke over a few buttons, I'm the one with the busted bleeding fist) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 11, 2011 Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Nipple trauma. When you buy a lovely new shirt and it has a bit too much starch in the fabric even after washing. You sit at work in AGONY knowing that any movement you make will result in having your nipples scraped by rough grade sandpaper. Bandaids. Do you know anyone who has that as a skin colour? Oh yeah, I know. Morticians when they apply makeup to a corpse make them bandaid colour. Ingrown toenails. Can`t wear shoes. When you don`t wear shoes, you invariably kick something by accident. When you aren`t near anything hard, a small child or small animal will decide to walk on your foot. Monkeys infected with rage. Okay, I really haven`t dealt with raging monkeys but I saw it in a movie. It didn`t turn out well. Cotton balls in pill bottles. First pill you take always ends up like 70`s porn... I will leave it at that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted May 11, 2011 * Attempting to explain to clerk at box store why I want to purchae dull knives and getting no help at all! Sorry, as someone who handles knives on a daily basis I need to address this. You are WAY more likely to seriously hurt yourself with a dull knife. Not only are you applying a whole lot more force while cutting than you normally would, but the dull knife is much more likely to slip off whatever it is you're attempting to cut. Trust me, concentrating on whatever you're cutting (and not your hands, as tends to be the case), plus exerting a sizable amount of pressure/force is totally bad news bears if and when the knife slips! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kubrickfan 12836 Report post Posted May 12, 2011 Well ... As to knives, using one to split those frozen hamburger patties apart and spending the next five hours in the emergency room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 12, 2011 I have a summer student working for me and telling some stories ... made me think back to some things in my college days that kinda sucked.... - Hitting on the hottest chick at the party, things looking good and forgetting to take my cigarette out of my mouth before I took a sip of my drink...yup went home alone - Inviting a bunch of girls without bathing suits back to our party pad for a hot tub party to find some "Oh Henry bars" floating in the hot tub....booh! - going out in the morning to head to Winnipeg Airport, excited to be heading to Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale and finding my car on blocks with four tires missing. - having two cops, one open each door of your car with flashlights in hand while you are in mid-stroke getting busy in the back seat at a drive in ! - leaning in the window of a black Ford Bronco with a beer in hand asking for a ride to the party, just to find out it is a cop in a ghost car...and spend the night in the drunk tank. I could go on .... but I have grown up since then and am much more Mature ! :icon_wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 12, 2011 You drive all the way downtown to the location you use for incalls and then realize you left the apartment keys in your other car and you have an appt with a client in 20 minutes!!! Picture it... A hotel room on an outcall. You're riding cowgirl and you think the guy is enjoying it the way his eyes are rolling in the back of his head. Wrong! He's having a heart attack!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 Going out for a late night snack and pulling up to the take-out window and them saying, "sorry we're closed for 15 minutes". Go to get gas, come back about 20 minutes later to the take-out window again, "sorry we're closed for 15 minutes". What the hell are the staff doing in there - having a party? So drove 5 km out of my to another location just to get stuck behind an ambulance in the drive-thru spewing diesel fumes. I thought it was called fast food. Geesh, I could have stayed at home and cooked a meal in the time I wasted driving around bumturd Orleans. Now I feel like barfing up my Big Mac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 Well I recall the first time I did a late night at Mcdanks... You are supposed to do a store close, pull all the tills and print off daily sales and service times.. Its supposed to take maybe 10 minutes tops.. It took me over an hour, some tears and a call into my friend who was a manager at another location... I am so so so glad I don't work there anymore. People get really really really mad when you can't serve them.. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) When another SP pops up out of nowhere and decides to use your escorting name with only variations on the spelling and tagline that you've been using for the last year. Be original and use another name and create your own phrase. Doing a rolling stop right in front a cop in your neighborhood while coming home late one night. You pop out the girls and step out of the car in heels just to make sure you didn't get a ticket. You bat your eyelashes and sweetly apologize to the officer while he is staring at your cleavage with a stupid grin on his face and he lets you go. Well I recall the first time I did a late night at Mcdanks... You are supposed to do a store close, pull all the tills and print off daily sales and service times.. Its supposed to take maybe 10 minutes tops..It took me over an hour, some tears and a call into my friend who was a manager at another location... I am so so so glad I don't work there anymore. People get really really really mad when you can't serve them.. Posted via Mobile Device Yes, I can relate! Once had 20 or so people show up 2 minutes before midnight on Friday night when we were about to close at another fast food joint. I was the one who told them to leave. They weren't happy. I went home and got 4 hours sleep because I was one of the people who had to open the store the next day at 6 am. I hated working at these places as a teenager and went on to becoming an assistant manager in a retail store. Edited May 13, 2011 by Nicolette Vaughn Things that suck... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 Being at a large scale event and having one of your staff come up to you to inform you that while using one of the onsite portables she didn't remove the communication device clipped onto the back of her pants before pulling them down and the walkie-talkie is now at the bottom of the toilet... Lesson learned hands down lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 trying to type the things that bother you and your cat keeps walking on the computer...regqeakbJbc vcwbcahij ui Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 trying to type the things that bother you and your cat keeps walking on the computer...regqeakbJbc vcwbcahij ui So the Kitty is venting too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 trying to type the things that bother you and your cat keeps walking on the computer...regqeakbJbc vcwbcahij ui I've got a cat like that too. Keep worrying he'll walk on the keyboard, gobbly gook message will come up and then the curser will be on the submit button, and I'll get a two week ban from CERB RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 I've got a cat like that too. Keep worrying he'll walk on the keyboard, gobbly gook message will come up and then the curser will be on the submit button, and I'll get a two week ban from CERBRG Now THAT would suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 Now THAT would suck! And it would be two weeks, one week for posting inappropriate messages, one week for having someone else (my cat) access my account, sort of a multiple account notification infraction LOL RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 And it would be two weeks, one week for posting inappropriate messages, one week for having someone else (my cat) access my account, sort of a multiple account notification infraction LOLRG I'd like to see you try and explain that to the MOD! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 Getting a lot of sympathy here I see RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 You've been given orders by the head honcho to fire a lazy ass employee and that person and their spouse decide to go loco on you. Clients always showing up 10 -15 minutes early and you're still getting ready. You decide to do steaks on the barbeque and then realize you're out of propane. You have small kids over in the pool and one of them pees in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted May 13, 2011 I am phoning my sister's house and know they are there, but aren't answering because they always leave the phone off the damn charger. Then you try the cell and same thing and you wonder how she manages a staff at work. Some street person is asking me for change to get something to eat, and when I offer to buy them something to eat at the chip stand, they turn their nose up at the offer and then get upset when I won't give them change and then I'm the bad guy? I go to pay for my take-out food and a small carpet beetle type bug jumps on my arm right at the cash. Then I wonder why I lost my appetite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted May 14, 2011 Having what you thought was a close friend obviously lie to you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
