Things that suck, and not in a good way.

[LeeRichards 177238]

Bought the James Bond DVD Skyfall at WalMart. Got home, looking forward to seeing it. The DVD went in, would only play in slow motion, then stop, then the DVD player kicked it out with my tv flashing "Problem Reading Disc"

Yes it is a DVD, double checked the box.

Back to WalMart tomorrow get another DVD

RG

 

Why watch Bond when you can watch "Austin Powers"...... You do have an Austin Powers DVD don't you RG ? HmmmmMMM ?? ;) Pop it in and laugh you ass off and then for shits and giggles watch Ace Ventura !!! He is a hero in his own right too .......................................................................

[Old Dog 179138]

Bought Game of Thrones season Two on Blu Ray. Brought it home. Happy happy dog. Tail wagging.

 

Place GoT in Blu Ray player. Blu Ray player is dead. Back to store to buy new Blu Ray player. Happy happy dog. Tail wagging. Better player than the one I had and at a really good price.

 

Start playing GoT in new Blu Ray player. Happy happy dog. Tail wagging. Then notice the TV screen has all kinds of dark marks indicating that the innards are beginning to die. Under warranty. Tail wagging slightly. Service guy is coming in two weeks but wants the TV off the wall. Tail drooping.

[Malika Fantasy 144625]

Most people by now know I have a really weird relationship with pigeons.

But now it's almost starting to be incestuous.

 

Just coming back from the corner store and I see a fat pigeon against a wall.

peeing. I'm seeing a pigeon peeing...

 

I look at him.

He look at me.

I look at him with big eyes

We stared at each other.

 

Then he start moving away, wobbling cause he is too fat. STILL PEEING.

 

That's just too much

[PhantomKnight 7914]

Finding out that ill be getting medically released from the military. Having no actual job skills to present to future employers. :(

#Screwed

[cometman 35115]

February is not kind to me. 2 years ago, I broke my leg in February. 10 minutes ago, I missed a fricking step on a landing and took the last 6 steps sideways and upside down- landing on my head and wrist. I'm here, so I must be okay, but I still don't know how it happened. Frick, I hate being clumsy like a one-legged penguin. Cannot believe I was an athlete in my younger days. I'm just glad there were no witnesses........except a little dog that licked my face for me. LOL

[roamingguy 300292]

The other night (Sunday night) getting a drink from the kitchen. My cat walking under my feet. I shooed him away and walked out towards the living room from the kitchen. He runs back under my feet, tripping me. I caught myself, but not before the drink spilled over my laptop. I cleaned up the laptop and turned it upside down tp drain out any liquid...no luck,

my computer died

Fortunately my android phone has email and internet and will do till I buy a new laptop

RG

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

The other night (Sunday night) getting a drink from the kitchen. My cat walking under my feet. I shooed him away and walked out towards the living room from the kitchen. He runs back under my feet, tripping me. I caught myself, but not before the drink spilled over my laptop. I cleaned up the laptop and turned it upside down tp drain out any liquid...no luck,

my computer died

Fortunately my android phone has email and internet and will do till I buy a new laptop

RG

 

That sucks! i did that one time to my laptop a few years ago when I was chatting with a friend and accidentally spilled a drink all over it. Luckily across the street from my condo there was an internet cafe.

 

Check out BestBuy for laptops. I got a new netbook for $229 a few weeks ago. They have good prices.

[LeeRichards 177238]

The other night (Sunday night) getting a drink from the kitchen. My cat walking under my feet. I shooed him away and walked out towards the living room from the kitchen. He runs back under my feet, tripping me. I caught myself, but not before the drink spilled over my laptop. I cleaned up the laptop and turned it upside down tp drain out any liquid...no luck,

my computer died

Fortunately my android phone has email and internet and will do till I buy a new laptop

RG

 

Yes I did this last year too RG. Except I didn't blame it on the cat ;) I was just hungover and clumsy. Then got another laptop and put a hammer through the display when I slipped jumping into my truck. Soooo I got a 3rd one. I also smashed a display on a Blackberry, soaked in a hotel hot tub with my smartphone and then had to buy a 3rd phone. See if I can wreck an Iphone too. 2012 was an expensive electronics year !! haha

 

Sooo in October I lined them all up on a fence and sighted in my 7MM rifle and blew the bejesus out of all of them !! I felt better....... So far so good in 2013 :)

[cometman 35115]

LOL...sometimes, ya just gotta go redneck!

[Fresh start 17467]

Ok so with 1/2 left to work I had to go and accidentally get cut at work. Everyone is freaking out but me go figure. Spent the afternoon and most of the evening in hospital 9 stitches and a lot of blood later. I come to realize damn not one hot naughty nurse dressed in a short skirt or tight shirt in sight. Damn porn can be so fake and deceiving.

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

Having to cancel an appointment with short notice because my son decided he could remove his own stitches.

[FootFetishTess 1261]

@MegforFun - is your son okay? :-\

 

My day was great. Right up until:

While I was climbing over a snowbank in order to board a city bus, the half-melted burm collapsed. Rather than getting on the bus, I wound up under it.

Literally. O.O

I'm fine - the bus wasn't going anywhere, and I caught myself before I hit the ground - but my left shin is a mess. (Looks "fantastic" and feels even better).

 

So that sucked, yes.

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

Unhappy people...if you don't like your life, change it or at the very least, don't take it out on the rest of us!

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

People who try to walk into your incall location after removing those rubber things they wear over their shoes for outside. So you're still going to try to walk into a place that has very light carpet to begin with and with your shoes on that you've worn at the office and who knows where else? I don't think so... That was never going to happen and never will!

[emiafish 30979]

Waking up with a hang-over headach when you don't even drink.

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Texter: Are you available NOW?

 

Me: No, but I can be in an hour if you'd like to book now.

 

Texter: No reponse...

 

Texter (An hour later).. Are you available now?

 

Arrgggg!!!!

[Areez 11906]

Being geeky/nerdy and updated my phone OS.

Update failed... System file corrupted ... That's all good ... I have backup in place.

 

Tries to restore and instead wiping everything clean including the backup itself. Yay!!

 

-- facepalm - fail --

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

While I believe that everyone has the right to religious freedom, I don't believe it gives them the right to ring my doorbell whenever they feel like it! Not only ring it once but three times and when I don't answer, leaving leaflets on my step. If I had the inclination to join their church, I know where to find it.

[antlerman 17064]

While I believe that everyone has the right to religious freedom, I don't believe it gives them the right to ring my doorbell whenever they feel like it! Not only ring it once but three times and when I don't answer, leaving leaflets on my step. If I had the inclination to join their church, I know where to find it.

 

I solved my issue with that a long time ago....... I answered my door in a tiger print banana hamock.....thong.......male butt floss......then as i opened the door i dropped something and bent over to pick it up!....i would have loved to see the look in thier eyes......

I guess i was taken off the "to convert" list

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[Old Dog 179138]

Getting home from shopping with a number of bags of goodies only to discover that the one thing you went out to get... is the thing you forgot to pick up.

[LeeRichards 177238]

Getting home from shopping with a number of bags of goodies only to discover that the one thing you went out to get... is the thing you forgot to pick up.

 

Let me guess ..... Bacon ?? ;)

[Old Dog 179138]

No... I have tons of bacon at home. I didn't have sugar for my coffee.... and I still don't!!!! AaaaaRRRRRGGGGGGGGgggggh.

[Areez 11906]

No... I have tons of bacon at home. I didn't have sugar for my coffee.... and I still don't!!!! AaaaaRRRRRGGGGGGGGgggggh.

 

Time to drink it with baileys and turn it into highlight of the morning! :D

[JoyfulC 132299]

I solved my issue with that a long time ago....... I answered my door in a tiger print banana hamock.....thong.......male butt floss......then as i opened the door i dropped something and bent over to pick it up!....i would have loved to see the look in thier eyes......

I guess i was taken off the "to convert" list

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I'm not sure that works. I once shared a place with a couple of riggers and a couple of pilots. The riggers were men's men. I had been complaining about the Jehovah's Witlesses coming by during the day. Well, one day they were home when they came around again. My one roommate, a big hairy beast of a guy, was wearing only a pair of shorts. He dropped them, strode over to the door and whipped it open. They continued their spiel regardless. They didn't even stop when he gave them a propeller. Didn't even slow them down.

 

I'd love to stroll into one of their meetings one day so I can explain why agnosticism is the only rational belief system. I'm sure they'd all be happy to drop whatever they're doing and listen to what I have to say, right?

 

(Sorry, MegForFun! There's nothing more rattling than having someone come to the door during a session.)

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

While I believe that everyone has the right to religious freedom, I don't believe it gives them the right to ring my doorbell whenever they feel like it! Not only ring it once but three times and when I don't answer, leaving leaflets on my step. If I had the inclination to join their church, I know where to find it.

 

When they come around, I park the car in the garage and head for the basement like it's a bomb shelter.

 

I remember being younger and at my Aunt's house and there were Jehovah's witnesses across the street giving their speil to the neighbors. My Aunt's first reaction was to get in the house immediately and turn off all the lights. I come from a Catholic family and that says it all. lol. While I am not opposed to any other religion and not a member of any organization at the moment, I don't believe one should impose their religious values on others regardless of how it is done.

 

Now as an adult, when someone comes to the door, I never want to answer it for a variety of reasons ( i.e. mainly solicitiors or some psycho) unless I know I'm expecting someone. My mother used to do the exact same thing so she passed that same pattern on to me.

 

My worst fear is expecting a client and opening the door in sexy lingerie to a Fed Ex guy or someone similar. lol.

 

Additional Comments:

No... I have tons of bacon at home. I didn't have sugar for my coffee.... and I still don't!!!! AaaaaRRRRRGGGGGGGGgggggh.

 

Bacon and sugar... I wonder what that would be like although the thought of it makes me sick. I can only take bacon in doses.lol.