cometman 35115 Report post Posted December 3, 2013 My mom is 84, lives alone, and called me tonight because her new furnace stopped working. My brother went down first but couldn't get it working, so I drove the 10 miles to her place, put 40 liters of diesel fuel in the tank, bled it, and got it fired up. She wanted to pay me for the fuel and I refused......reminding her of how many times she and dad helped me over the years. Then I sat down with her and went over her bank statements. The part that sucks? Mom was sharp as a tack all her life and now is slowly starting to lose her memory. It's time for the son to become the parent and she deserves it. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted December 3, 2013 Finding out that a fellow member with whom I often had adversarial yet jovial and enjoyable interactions is moving on because he no longer enjoys the board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 7, 2013 Dealing with a gallstone that refuses to let me eat BACON. Damn thing. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted December 7, 2013 Spent 3 hours tearing a tractor apart to put a new oil cooler in it....only to find that the new one was damaged in shipping. Are you f$..$ng kidding me????? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted December 7, 2013 Dealing with a gallstone that refuses to let me eat BACON. Damn thing. Get well soon, OD! I bought you some flowers.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 7, 2013 Get well soon, OD! I bought you some flowers.... Bastage!!!! I have an appointment with the surgeon Monday.... he will give me the go ahead to get 'er done. The stone? Make an "o" with your thumb and forefinger (like you are giving the manual signal for 'OK')... the hole in the middle??? THAT'S the size of my gallstone. It's the mother of all gallstones. I believe it may even have minions. Little stones. It's the "Sly" in Sly and the Family Stone. When the stone is gone, I'll be singing "Thank You (Falettinme be mice elf agin) Oh blessed bacon.... I'll have you soon.... 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RubJunky 1954 Report post Posted December 7, 2013 having spent the most part of this summer researching all options then finally deciding to go with surgery to remove a cancer in me recovering well only to hear news from pathology that the Doc left a piece of cancer in me. Life gets better then sucks again. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted December 7, 2013 having spent the most part of this summer researching all options then finally deciding to go with surgery to remove a cancer in me recovering well only to hear news from pathology that the Doc left a piece of cancer in me. Life gets better then sucks again. So sorry to hear that, but fear not it will be better again:) Have faith and stay positive. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Having your SO find out about your girlfriend and your cerb persona...and then having to discuss your escapades in great length because she installed a key logger and logged into cerb under your profile and read all your posts while you were sleeping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Having your planned days off cancelled because it is to busy at work and will be missing out on the Ottawa Social because of it.Hugs and kisses to all the lovely Cerb ladies attending. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Having your SO find out about your girlfriend and your cerb persona...and then having to discuss your escapades in great length because she installed a key logger and logged into cerb under your profile and read all your posts while you were sleeping. OMG .... I am so glad that my SO lacks the computer skills to be able to do any of that!!! Do you need divorce lawyer recommendations? I know I would if this happened to me. Porthos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Having your SO find out about your girlfriend and your cerb persona...and then having to discuss your escapades in great length because she installed a key logger and logged into cerb under your profile and read all your posts while you were sleeping. Ouch, sorry to hear. (I hope the bruises heal quickly) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 OMG .... I am so glad that my SO lacks the computer skills to be able to do any of that!!! Do you need divorce lawyer recommendations? I know I would if this happened to me. Porthos She took it into work and had them do it there while I was "out of town" (in other words, while I was at hotel with my girlfriend) No divorce lawyer yet...soon...lol...lol...something about not letting family find out over the holiday season...appearances are important. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Having your SO find out about your girlfriend and your cerb persona...and then having to discuss your escapades in great length because she installed a key logger and logged into cerb under your profile and read all your posts while you were sleeping. She took it into work and had them do it there while I was "out of town" (in other words, while I was at hotel with my girlfriend) No divorce lawyer yet...soon...lol...lol...something about not letting family find out over the holiday season...appearances are important. Wait. So the woman you gave up the "hobby" for but who then agreed you could continue to see one MA was not your SO but your girlfriend? Dude, you just became my new favourite TV show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Having to put away almost 3 weeks of laundry because you have been to lazy to fold it lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 This "things that suck" is not just for me, it's for all the cerb guys that call St. John's home. Very recently, St. John's lost one of the best ladies this town has ever seen. Other Cerb members and I will lament for a long time to come Danika's ("Sweet as Pie" here on Cerb) decision to move to Halifax. Although she asked not to be reco'd (she was in huge demand just from word of mouth) in a very short time this fantasic woman became the ATF of pretty much every guy who who was lucky enough to met her. Treat her well Halifax. Right now you guys have no idea the treasure that you have gained, but you soon will. We certainly realize just what we have lost. I got to know her very well over the months and feel genuine sadness to know she's gone. :( 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Wait. So the woman you gave up the "hobby" for but who then agreed you could continue to see one MA was not your SO but your girlfriend? Dude, you just became my new favourite TV show. Yes...you got it right sir...except for one thing...I have been banned from the MA now...she watched the last session and thought it a little too "passionate"...although the sex with my gf was fkn hot afterwards...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted December 10, 2013 Monkeys with machine guns. Sure they look really cute, but those little bastards are trained killers. Ninja monkeys are worse. Zombie ninja monkeys are even worser. Don't get me started on the Vegan zombie ninja monkeys with machine guns. That's even worserer. The worserest? Hipster vegan zombie ninja monkeys with machine guns - they don't even need the guns. They are lethal. I think I need to talk to my doctor about the meds. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted December 11, 2013 Learning that a fav lady I've seen, recently vanished from the business. I know it happens and I have only great hopes and wishes for her. Just the selfish bear in me really loved seeing her and will miss her. Bear hugs for Jordan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted December 12, 2013 Canada's justice system...I say we let Canadians vote on minimum sentences for certain crimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted December 12, 2013 Canada's justice system...I say we let Canadians vote on minimum sentences for certain crimes. Interesting idea but I don't think you can put your wife in jail for breaking in to your cerb account ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Interesting idea but I don't think you can put your wife in jail for breaking in to your cerb account ;) LOL!! Are you sure? Maybe identity theft Edited December 13, 2013 by c**io**m7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6dave9 4008 Report post Posted December 13, 2013 Just getting the news that after 7 years of contract work, contract is not renewed... What sucks the most its because the IT tech vendor is playing politics with other vendors involved and resources (me) are just pawns.. ummpfff D. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted December 15, 2013 Thank you Porter Airlines for jerking me around last night canceling the flight without advance notice. You cost me a wasted night and a lot of money! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted December 15, 2013 Not being able to cuddle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
