castle 38816 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 -People talking over you -Showing up late to the movies and missing the trailers (I LOVE seeing the trailers!) -bugs.....any and all bugs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted June 4, 2011 Insomnia. Ugh, work ought to be fun today :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickkm 328 Report post Posted June 4, 2011 Leaving home to go on an extended trip and leaving my suitcase outside in my driveway next to where the trunk of my car was parked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted June 5, 2011 Leaving home to go on an extended trip and leaving my suitcase outside in my driveway next to where the trunk of my car was parked. ouch! A similar one is having the airline lose your luggage! Nothing like having 2 books, an ipod, one set of socks/underwear and a megadeth shirt to your name while in an unfamiliar city... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 5, 2011 You fill up your car at $1.27 and the next day it's $1.19 a litre. :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 You fill up your car at $1.27 and the next day it's $1.19 a litre. :( You fill up your car at $1.27 a litre and think that's a good deal because the day before it was $1.39 (true story!). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 * Falling asleep on the couch watching the hockey game last night and waking up (on the couch) this morning with a stiff neck. * Having Boston lose to Vancouver last night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 Your big orange cat was out last night and brought home a rabbit's head in his mouth and is standing at the door with blood all over him. You leave him outside and go out and surprise him by watering him down with the hose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 Those items that come with the phrase, "Some assembly required". I am now on the umpteenth hour assembling the bike rack for my Jeep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) Waking up at 6am, spending over an hour on the bus, 2 transfers, only to work for 15 mins and then be sent home because there's not enough work for you that day. Posted via Mobile Device Edited June 7, 2011 by castle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenacres99 663 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 Black Flies (almost done) Mosquitoes (Just startin' up) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **cely***r***ne Report post Posted June 9, 2011 Having a nice relaxing bubble bath, your cell phone goes off with a text message and vibrates itself into the bath with you. It happened yesterday, and again this afternoon! I think I should leave it out of the bath room next time >.< Oh! And if this happens to you...place your phone in a bowl of white rice...the rice soaks up the water and your phone will work again haha (takes awhile though) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted June 9, 2011 Having a nice relaxing bubble bath, your cell phone goes off with a text message and vibrates itself into the bath with you. It happened yesterday, and again this afternoon! I think I should leave it out of the bath room next time >.< Oh! And if this happens to you...place your phone in a bowl of white rice...the rice soaks up the water and your phone will work again haha (takes awhile though) Yes that would suck. Except now I'm picturing you in a bubble bath. Which totally DOESN'T suck! ;) Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted June 9, 2011 One thing that really sucks is driving to another province to see a lady and having someone run a stop sign and hit you (me). Try explaining that situation to your SO...thankfully the lady in question was quite understanding! Oh yes, got the estimate for repairs today...$4500 will take care of it. Thank the gods for insurance, the other guys insurance that is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted June 10, 2011 going out to a bar to dance for a friends birthday and having a guy repetativley introduce himself with his eyes wide open... And hold the handshake way too long... Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 10, 2011 You took a bunch of pictures yesterday only to find out that they couldn't be opened through a certain program. Thankfully there was another one to open them in. Naughty Nicki trying to get her new pictures to cerb today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881 Report post Posted June 11, 2011 Getting 'all' your stuff ready to start cooking in the order needed of course . So, is time for one of the main ingredients and Bibbidy-Bobbidi-Boo there is none left :( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted June 11, 2011 You're driving down the highway going about 120 kms and have all the windows down even though you have A/C but it's a nice day where it's not too hot. All of a sudden a $50 bill flies out of your purse that is open on the passenger seat. #&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is what I started yelling. Another highway story... You're helping one of your sisters move to her new apartment and need to put the mattress covered twice in a plastic mattress cover on top your SUV but want to make sure it's secure so you get a neighbor to help you. You're driving down the highway on an extremely windy November afternoon, going at a snail's pace and nervous as hell since the materials used to secure the mattress were not the greatest. You used what you could in a situation where you had to make do with what you had. Still nervous and arguing with you sister, you look in the rear view miror and suddenly see a matress flying in the wind and a Mazda Protege swerving to avoid hitting it. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!! You stop the car on the side of the road and jump out. Meanwhile your sister jumps out, runs back and drags the mattress off the highway when a knight in shining armour with a big red pickup truck stops, asks where she's headed to. He scoops up the mattress and throws it into the back of his pickup. He follows you downtown and helps bring the surprisingly unharmed mattress into the apartment. Trying to thank him with some cash, he says "No thanks" and heads out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) Had a family obligation weekend this weekend...was out of town Anyhow, all gas stations in this city were charging $1.17 litre for gas. All except Esso, charging $1.30 Now I got gas at a $1.17, but it sucks that Esso gas stations are charging 13 cents more a litre, and what makes their gas worth so much more Just pi$$es me off at their highway robbery My rant RG Edited June 13, 2011 by r__m__g_uy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest s****i* Report post Posted June 14, 2011 Touching a wet bathroom door handle, then realizing the last guy to leave didn't wash his hands. Driving through a checkstop late at night after leaving a friends house and you stutter especially when your nervous and for no good reason you are nervous right now and the policeman asks if you've been drinking... It really doesn't matter what you tell him he will be checking you... Not funny at the time, but it's funny later so I don't know if that really sucks or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 A few really low-brow individuals in our country deciding it's a good idea to throw a mega sized riot causing millions of dollars in damage, multiple arrests, and probably more than a few broken limbs.......over a hockey game. Even when their team WINS! (Mtl I'm looking at you). I know it's our national sport and all...but way to make Canada look like a bunch of morons to the rest of the world. At least when other countries riot it's usually about something of importance....not hockey. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214136 Report post Posted July 21, 2011 You rent a movie for the night, make yourself microwave popcorn and take out a 2 liter bottle of your favorite soft drink. Sit on the couch with the bowl between your legs and a glass on your side, take a bite of some popcorn and some fall on your side, (3 second rules) decide to pick it up and shove it in your mouth only to find out what you picked up was there since the last time you had popcorn. You drink your glass of pop too quick it comes out of your nose and it burns. There is a cute saleswoman visiting you at work, a fly decides to sit on your cheek, you push it away but he likes your cheeks so much he comes back again and again. You get mad and decide to slap the ba$*@^d to kill it, he flies away and you hit yourself hard on the face and now fell stupid in front of the lady. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoma 431 Report post Posted July 21, 2011 It sucks real bad when your at work horny as hell ad you can't reach anyone for a nooner or an afternoon rendez-vous..... I wouldn't want to be the next person walking in my office.. Lol Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted July 21, 2011 You're at home hornier than a three dicked toad and it is to hot, humid and stick to play with an SP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted July 21, 2011 You're at home hornier than a three dicked toad and it is to hot, humid and stick to play with an SP. It's never too hot, humid or sticky to play with an SP! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
