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Forgetting to tuck the shower curtain into the tub when you shower and stepping out onto a puddle of cold, clammy water.

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I whipper snipped the top of my foot while trying to remove the battery pack! No broken skin but OUCH!

 

You have a battery pack in your foot? :)

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Bought my dad a 12,000 btu prtable a/c for bedroom and hurt my weak back struugling to put in car. That fucker is heavy

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Working outside and not realizing before it too late that I got a sun burn. Screw nuru massage anyone offering aloe Vera massage! Lol

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Went to an SC last evening (the second one of the day) and encountered something rather distasteful.

 

How does one suggest to a very attractive young blonde that she needs to ummmmm... freshen up.... before getting that close to a client? I was having a very good time until then....

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Horny leaving the office, planning to stop in and see a favoured lady friend. I hadn't decided who I was planning to see, but there was the thrill of all of the options. THEN, I hit horrible traffic. Started to loose interest as 5 minutes turned into an hour. My play time window was closing fast. Then the engine light comes on and the little fucker was red!!! The universe was telling me that today was not my day to play. Ah well there's still next week.

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It's been one of those days that seem like it will never end. To start its Sunday and I had to work, I normal don't. On my way to work on the highway a chipmunk decide to play chicken. Stupid me decide to break and swerve out of the way with kill myself, luckily no other vehicles where near. All that and the chipmunk decide to back track and unfortunately it was too late for the poor guy. I ran him over despite my attempt to avoid him. Now I have a migraine from too much heat and sun from working all day in the sun. It's been a while I haven't worked outside. You don't realize how lucky you are to have ac until you lose it. No for a cold shower!

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Waking up to find that my two of my new patio cushions were ripped apart either by my orange tabby cat or squirrels. My cat insists on sleeping outdoors now and he usually does on the patio chairs. Why that happened? No idea...Either he's pissed at me for some reason or it's from another animal. Great...now I have to replace them! F**k me!

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My retard dog eating my favourite hat while I sat beside her. I had no clue she was doing it. Headphones in watching YouTube videos. I swear she's a secret member of the Taliban. Damn thing.

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Waking up to find that my two of my new patio cushions were ripped apart either by my orange tabby cat or squirrels. My cat insists on sleeping outdoors now and he usually does on the patio chairs. Why that happened? No idea...Either he's pissed at me for some reason or it's from another animal. Great...now I have to replace them! F**k me!

 

So my guess is that your cat isn't pissed off at you Nicki. She is confused a bit and having a fling with a squirrel. They had a fight and one thing leads to another and your cushions were trashed :( If you have to replace them there are too many squirrels in Manitoba here. I will bring more for you next trip to OTown ;)

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My dogs like to dig holes under my fence and escape..

They chew up my couches and tear up my carpets..

Stepping in a puppy "present" in the dark..

Dog chews up my phone charger..

Dogs bark at every other dog that walks by..

Garbage full of puppy shit getting torn up.. (Garbage now stays on top of fridge)

They also love to eat my underwear and socks.. (Underwear is quite expensive)

Ttyl xoxox

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Oh my heavens! The racoons are back!! I was taking out the garbage and the sucker was vicious, not sure if it had rabbies but the wild creature ran at me and as I took off to my back door like a bat out of hell.

It's getting warm and these legs need to be just right and I wasn't chancing getting bit or rabbies. They are getting bolder every year.

I did call animal control but they couldn't find the little beast with those tiny little human hands. Them animals freak me out!!

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Drove west from Ottawa on Friday to celebrate birthdays with my daughter, mom and niece.... I get 2 km from my mom's place (2 freaking KMS!!!!!) after driving 550 kms.

 

My CAR died. $1500 in extraneous repairs later I am back home.....

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1. Waking up on a Monday morning and a terrible headache

2. The woman of your dreams is actual Sasquatch in disguise (all that forest growing on her might have something to do with that...)

3. Red lights on a Friday afternoon traffic

4. Sweaty people, in public transportation, during summertime

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It's a sad day for me, I lost my father yesterday. He was no longer able to stay in a residence for retired folks and we just placed him in a nursing home 1 week ago. Alas his heart gave up on him and now he is gone, I will miss him very much, he was my hero, my tutor, my father. I have never known anyone has ambitious, determined, encouraging, generous, self assured, unique, brave, charming, wise, talented, perfect, encouraging, dynamic, self made man, a pioneer. My dad was also very handsome, lovable man, he donated to the society, help many great causes and never asked for anything back.

This weekend for fathers day I will miss him greatly. For all my friends on Cerb if your father is still alive please tell him how much you love him before it's too late.

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Monkeys with knives. Not that it's happened, but monkeys with knives would really suck. They have no inhibitions or conscience. They'd callously cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.

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Finding out that what they removed off my skin the other day turns out to be cancer.

Not an aggresive type......but still cancer.

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Just got the news I've been expecting. Dad passed away last night after battling cancer. Very mixed feelings. Grieving for the loss of my father. But glad he is no longer suffering. And somewhat of a relief too, this call has been expected since December. I'm not a person who needs a phone with me all the time but 24-7 I've had it since December.

They are cremating him, and instead of a funeral, next month it will be a Celebration Of His Life. Guess his wife wants to make sure everyone is on summer holidays and will be able to come to Nova Scotia

Father's Day will really be strange this Sunday

RG

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I have a "normal" part time job, over escorting.

 

Someone just told me today since I am a woman, I should be making less than my male coworker who have the same experience.

 

I am infuriated. Fucking angry.

Asshat.

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I have a "normal" part time job, over escorting.

 

Someone just told me today since I am a woman, I should be making less than my male coworker who have the same experience.

 

I am infuriated. Fucking angry.

Asshat.

 

Should of kicked him in the nuts! No but seriously that's a pile of bullshit and its very discriminating.

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