Guest P*rry Report post Posted February 2, 2014 Watching the Senators' Chris Neil play a great game against the Leafs, but the Leafs win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 2, 2014 This morning's hangover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liv Waters 52360 Report post Posted February 2, 2014 Being a hedonist and eating pizza with banana peppers naked..inadvertently touching my pussy some time after and then desperately running to the shower to put out the fire! Happened the other day. I'll never do that again! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted February 2, 2014 I have ALL the things to do today. My back is killing me for some reasons I want a midget to walk on it 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trucido peritus lingua 2699 Report post Posted February 2, 2014 Just before yesterday's snowfall, someone in their infinite wisdom dropped off the new phone directory at the end of the driveway. I discovered where it was buried when my snowblower shredded and spewed out half the directory. The other half jammed the impeller and stalled the snowblower. Jammed up so tight that it took over an hour to remove the remainder. Fortunately, the only damage was a snapped shear pin. Word of advice, remove all shear pins when trying to dislodge anything inside your snowblower. When the last of the paper was removed, the tension on the impeller caused it to snap back. Hands and fingers could have been seriously damaged. What a mess and waste of time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted February 2, 2014 Being a hedonist and eating pizza with banana peppers naked..inadvertently touching my pussy some time after and then desperately running to the shower to put out the fire! Happened the other day. I'll never do that again! I once got cayenne pepper in the vag. OW! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 2, 2014 I once got cayenne pepper in the vag. OW! Back in university, my roommate and her bf liked to experiment with food. They once, after a little wine, smothered themselves in BBQ sauce. She was in pain for days afterwards. Your mention of cayenne triggered the memory. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabsjr 736 Report post Posted February 3, 2014 Jalopeno pepper juice and a trip to the urinal had me bathing my "stuff" in a restaurant washroom in December.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank97500 18478 Report post Posted February 3, 2014 The Broncos... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 3, 2014 The Broncos... ...it's certainly looking that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted February 3, 2014 Today have to be where I don't want to be...fortunately should be back home tomorrow morning RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 3, 2014 Been sitting here for 15 fkn minutes waiting for the moderator of the teleconference to dial in and start only to remember that I am the moderator...fucking Monday morning dumb-ass. Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted February 4, 2014 Anal fissures really feel shitty. Butt surgeon wrote script for nitroglycerine cream, hope I don't explode if I fart. It's all such a pain in the ass!(:(: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bianca Jaguar 39183 Report post Posted February 4, 2014 My car Mirror was damaged while parked on the street for snow removal...someone obviously drove by way to close and ripped it apart :( and of course the driver never left any visit card... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest P*rry Report post Posted February 4, 2014 I went out with friends the other night. I mentioned towards the end of the evening how much my memory has improved since I retired. A little later I had to borrow $30. I had left my wallet at home! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 4, 2014 Finding out something you really didn't want to know...or even admit you kinda already knew. Ain't no worse feeling than that of a fool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 I was 16 and attending a wedding my parents dragged me to. Things brightened up substantially when I hit it off with this smoking hot babe my age with "tits-out-to-here". I was working my mojo on her all night and man did she have my heart all a buzzin, that is until I was told that she was my cousin :( 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 Someone I care for deeply has a psycho finance and I am hoping to God, she doesn't marry this guy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 Driving in a parking lot tonight and someone backs out of a parking spot without a care in the world. Honking at him a couple of inches before him hitting my vehicle, I drive away. He starts following me very fast and closely to another store when I stop my truck and jump out asking him wtf his problem is. I told him to f*** off and if he didn't drive away right now, I'd be calling the cops. Some people just don't like to be in the wrong I suppose! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 Opening my eyes at 4 am, still sitting upright on the couch and wide awake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice4fun 78407 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 It really Sucks when you buy tickets to a great show but you fuck up and get the wrong date. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted February 8, 2014 Waking up at your regular work time on a Saturday and your body refuses to let you go back to sleep to let you sleep in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest c**io**m7 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 House cleaning...I hate a dirty house, especially dirty kitchen or bathrooms but...I hate cleaning. It just may be time to hire a cleaning service. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 House cleaning...I hate a dirty house, especially dirty kitchen or bathrooms but...I hate cleaning. It just may be time to hire a cleaning service. Have you considered a topless maid? http://www.vixenmaids.com/ 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tara 1166 Report post Posted February 8, 2014 People who use the parking stall you are paying for when they know the manager is off duty and they cannot be towed out of it. Neighbors who play music loud enough to be intrusive, but not loud enough to interest the cops and again always when the manager is off duty so you can't stop them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
