Happy Masturbation Month!

[Guest lydiahardwood]

I know we're a bit late to the party with it being the 18th... but, in true nature of World Masturbation Month, our hands have been full. 😏 Kinda ironic that Masturbation Month has come at a time where the whole world is probably self pleasing a little more often than usual. 😂 

So, how often have you been self-pleasing, flicking the bean, bashing one out... whatever you wanna call it? Has it been more than usual since the pandemic ruined our sex lives? ✊💦

 

[NotchJohnson 214136]

For some reason I can't explain I wake up earlier some morning with a raging hard boner and the only thing to calm myself down is to just pet the little guy until....well you know what?

[waterat 20911]

Notch: that is simply what happens when you 'live life one orgasm at a time'!

Keep doing that buddy, it works :)