National Holidays Sex Workers Should Know About

[Guest lydiahardwood]

The general population severely underestimates the amount of work sex workers do. Seriously. I'm not even talking about the physical element of work either. There’s keeping schedules updated, screening clients, finances and doing all of the marketing; updating websites, posting on social media, writing blog posts, making content calendars... Jheesh. We appreciate the hell outta you.

I've been doing some research and it turns out there are a TONNE of different sexy holidays that sex workers might want to include in their content. So, here they are! If I've missed any let me know and we can add them in. 😘

January

International Fetish Day - Third Friday in Jan

Break out the whips and chains, baby. International Fetish Day originated in the UK with the aim of providing support and raising awareness for the BDSM community, and encouraging members to be more open about their sexuality. Hashtag: #InternationalFetishDay 

February

National Condom Month

How many condoms do y’all get through in a month? It’s only right that we have an entire month dedicated to them, surely. Hashtag: #CondomMonth

Shower With a Friend Day - 5th February

Apparently this day is to raise awareness of the benefits of unchlorinated water, but we’re using it as an excuse to get freaky in the bathroom. 😉 Hashtag: #ShowerWithAFriendDay

Galentine’s Day - 13th February

A day to celebrate the most important people in your life - your girl gang! Maybe even get a duo or two booked in? 😛 Hashtag: #GalentinesDay #Galentines

Valentine’s Day - 14th February 

The day of luuuurve. If there’s a day where you should be on a date, this is it. Hashtag: #ValentinesDay #Valentines

March

Steak and Blowjob Day - 14th March

We like our steaks rare and our blowjobs well done. 😉 Hashtag: #SteakAndBlowJobDay #SteakAndBJDay 

April

Cake and Cunnilingus Day - 14th April

Yes, this is a thing. This day means you can have your cake and eat it. A win win for everyone involved, dontcha think? Hashtag: #CakeAndCunnilingusDay 

National Anal Day - 18th April

I was going to attempt a terrible anal pun here, butt fuck it. Hashtag: #NationalAnalDay 

Smoke Weed Day - 20th April

Stoner companions, we see you. If there’s ever a day where it’s considered acceptable to wake up and spark up a blunt in your panties, it’s today. Happy 420, lovers! Hashtags: #420 #Happy420 

National Lingerie Day - 24th April

There’s something so nice about getting into new, sexy lingerie. It’s gotta be good, there’s a whole day dedicated to it. Hashtags: #NationalLingerieDay

May

National Masturbation Month

Ironic that this was the month in 2020 that Canada was in lockdown and self love shot right up. Coincidence or the Universe laughing at us? Hashtags: #NationalMasturbationMonth 

June

National Sex Day - 9th June

This day exists purely because of how the date looks. Hashtags: #69Day #NationalSexDay 

National Martini Day - 19th June

Grab yourself a martini and put the pornstar into it, honey. Hashtags: #NationalMartiniDay 

No Panty Day - 22nd June

Those panties look fantastic on you… but they look way better off. 😉 #NoPantyDay 

July

National Lollipop Day - 20th July

In the words of 50 Cent, I’ll take you to the candy shop, I’ll let you lick the lollipop. Which type is entirely up to you. Hashtag: #NationalLollipopDay

Handjob Day - 21st July

We aren’t entirely sure if this is meant to encourage a bit of self love or companionship, but either way, it’s a good date to have in your diary. Whatever you choose to do - it’s in your hands. 😉 Hashtag: #HandJobDay

August

Go Topless Day - 23rd August

FREE THE BOOB (or moob). Bras are overrated anyway, let it all hang loose, girl. Hashtag: #GoToplessDay 

September

World Sexual Health Month

This month is a bit more serious as we celebrate World Sexual Health Month, a month dedicated to raising awareness of sexual health which includes preventing disease and unplanned pregnancies, but also talks about experiencing pleasure and sexual rights. Hashtag: #WorldSexualHealthMonth

October

National Fisting Day - 21st October

Just in case you ever wanted to, ahem, try your hand at this one… now’s your chance. Hashtag: #NationalFistingDay 

Halloween - 31st October

Let your devilish side out tonight, and don’t forget to take a few naughty snaps to show it off. Hashtags: #Halloween #HappyHalloween 

November

Sex Toy Day - 4th November

Everyone needs a sex toy, whether it’s a vibrator or a penis pump. Today’s the perfect day to get one! #SexToyDay

 

Enjoy! 🤗