Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 The above mentioned shoes = freakin' hot! I'm ready for any zombies with these guys: And a 5 iron as well. Good amount of heft and easy to swing! Anywho, I feel we celebrated the rapture in style at work tonight. we had a rapture countdown like new year's and listened to Slayer's God Hates Us All album. fun times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdark 5613 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 All kiding aside, I am very interested in hearing this "prophet's" explanation why the rapture failed. When some questioned his failed prediction in 1994, he said he made a mathmatical error but it was a sure thing this time. I wonder, is an 89 year old flexible enough to pry his foot from his mouth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 Nope he is not flexible. He is good at the disappearing act! haha All kiding aside, I am very interested in hearing this "prophet's" explanation why the rapture failed. When some questioned his failed prediction in 1994, he said he made a mathmatical error but it was a sure thing this time. I wonder, is an 89 year old flexible enough to pry his foot from his mouth? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kubrickfan 12836 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 Nope he is not flexible. He is good at the disappearing act! haha Agreed. He will either dissapear or "discover" a new error in his formula. Just enough to try to keep being the center of attention for a small group of people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hornysoldier 220 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 Well i guess we will have to wait for the next end of the world lol its not today the forcast is only overcast lol lol have a good non zombie all Hornysoldier Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 We're Alive! well maybe not old dog...lol I am alive... and that is a great thing!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 Next prediction is 2060, made my Sir Isaac Newton. Now HE wasn't just a crackpot, so hmmmm. I don't care at that point, I'll be almost 80 anyway! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 I am honestly kind of upset that I don't get to kill zombies... I was so prepared.. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 22, 2011 Get a pair of these, I have em, we'll stomp those zombies together! Stuff that (especially given that I can't walk in heels). I'm getting one of these! :icon_razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E.D. man 691 Report post Posted May 23, 2011 When I'm in sin cindy's arms i'm already in heaven, so who would want to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted May 23, 2011 Next prediction is 2060, made my Sir Isaac Newton. Now HE wasn't just a crackpot, so hmmmm. I don't care at that point, I'll be almost 80 anyway! You forgot the Mayans and their Dec 21, 2012 prediction ........... There's a couple ways to look at this. (At least for me, I'm sure there are lots more ways for others.) 1) Every prediction of the end of the world has been wrong to this point so why worry? 2) Every prediction of the end of the world has been wrong to this point so the odds are increasingly good that one of them will be right. Summation ....... screw it, let's all get laid! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lowdark 5613 Report post Posted May 23, 2011 Next prediction is 2060, made my Sir Isaac Newton. Now HE wasn't just a crackpot, so hmmmm. I don't care at that point, I'll be almost 80 anyway! As brilliant as Newton was, from what I have read, he was a bit of a nut with some elements of paranoia. And from I also understand is that his calculations were also made from the Bible, one of the most edited, revised, rewritten and even plagiarised documents ever. Much of what we know about the Bible's origins today Newton was ignorant of. I'm sure our current knowledge would have had a bearing on his "calculations." But I'm sure he'd agree that you'll be a knockout 80 year old! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MidnightLix 100 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 I am honestly kind of upset that I don't get to kill zombies... I was so prepared..Posted via Mobile Device I'd have to agree with you on the zombies thing...hey, I watched the Resident Evil series...so I know what's going on...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 Apparently the schmuck who predicted this latest judgement day once again backpedaled and says he was off by 5 months. So everyone feel free to panic/roll your eyes again in October :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted May 25, 2011 I'd have to agree with you on the zombies thing...hey, I watched the Resident Evil series...so I know what's going on...lol Lol on the day of the rapture I had a resident evil movie marathon! It helped me get pumped up for the possibility of zombie killing! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 26, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted May 26, 2011 I gather from news stories that apocalypse predicting can be a lucrative career, with millions in donations available from benighted followers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
