VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted May 29, 2011 OK that was adorable. Also love that you tried to make an envelope, arts 'n' crafts style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 29, 2011 Welcome to CERB, and I can relate to the first time. And don't worry about being thought of as a Brad Pitt, not Justin Bieber. Really, all the ladies want is a gentleman, and as long as they know you, Daniel 17 as a gentleman, you'll have no problems. Again, welcome to CERB RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyra.Graves 23779 Report post Posted May 29, 2011 Great first post - I've had many an 'arts & crafts style' envelope handed to me and they always come from some of my most considerate companions. It just goes to show you are trying to take care of the details. I'm looking forward to reading the rest of the story, I'm glad you decided to start posting. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiffany Amber 7031 Report post Posted May 29, 2011 Can't wait to read more of your story! U have an awesome sense of humor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isabella Gia (Banned) 53881 Report post Posted May 29, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The General 11309 Report post Posted May 29, 2011 This is like the season-finale of your favourite show. Leaves you hanging wait for what is going to happen, or happened. Hopefully we won't have to wait all the way until next season to find out. Daniel - interesting post, I will be waiting to hear how it went, hopefully it was a great experience and you ended up with a great ladies, like so many of the ladies here on CERB. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel17 3616 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Sorry for the long time between parts, I just have been extremely busy with work, since I'm leaving on a flight to Las Vegas tomorrow with the boys. Secondly, and more importantly, thank you everyone for all your positive comments. You guys remind me of an orange popsicle, because you're all just so frickin' cool. Part 2 - Awkward.... So the door opens, I walk in, the girl from the T-Swift company is wearing nothing but lingerie. I'm speechless, she is like straight out of a magazine. I don't even know what to do next. Do I give her a hug,? do I kiss her.... I decide to do neither, lol, because she is a stranger & practically naked. Can you say awkward? I should probably say something..... I say.... "Hiii, uhhhh, hi" (inside my head, "You idiot!!! What are you doing? You are probably doing this so wrong!!!). She laughs and asks if this is my first time. All of a sudden I am like Raj on The Big Bang Theory (For those who don't watch the show, Raj has this problem where he can't speak when he is around women). I just nod my head up and down signifying, yes it is my first time. She asks how long I would like, I don't even remember and just give her the envelope. She looks at it, giggles (bc yes it was the arts & craft envelope), says this is going to be a fun hour, she puts the money away, lays on the bed and tells me to relax and get on the bed. I lay on the bed. She laughs again, and tells me to lay on the same bed as her. The room had two beds, and yes dumb me, still afraid to even go near her, sat on the opposite bed as her. Yes, at this moment in time I was a few french fries short of a happy meal. We finally touch each other, and by touch, I mean sitting beside each other. She asks me what I like. I still am in Raj mode, and can't say a word. I just blush. (yes, I'm that much of a tool, that I just say nothing and blush). She put her finger on my mouth and told me to enjoy the ride. I won't get into the details, because it's pretty obvious what happens next. I will say this though, no roller coaster in Canada's Wonderland will ever compare to the ride I experienced with the lady from the T-Swift company. So yeah, that was my first time with an escort, lol. Even though I probably screwed a million things up, I must say, I wouldn't change a thing. *********************************** Anyways.... another stressful work week had passed, and I thought lets try it again. Now, the last girl was great, not a single bad thing to say, but I wanted to try someone new. I call, set an appointment, and say "hip hip hooray" and begin to get ready. If you thought arts & crafts envelope was embarrassing, my preparation for this appointment was a lot more humiliating...... To be continued.... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rick_falcon 911 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 Man, are you gone to Vegas and you left us followers wondering about the rest of the story? :-) Hope you have a great time in Vegas! And can't wait to read the rest of the story... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enigma 145 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 Great story... looking forward to hearing more! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chanel Reign 28097 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 This is so delightful, it sort of reminds me of my first few calls. How nervous I was, was I doing the right things in the right order, did I read the person right, did I just blow his orgasmic mind? Then the carnal me took over. I was rewarded with repeats and regulars; which I love to have as you get more and more intimate with every session. If you keep up the gentleman demeanor you appear to have, you will be remembered that way by every SP you visit. Thats a good thing. Happy Humping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel17 3616 Report post Posted June 12, 2011 Finally back from my Vegas trip! So much fun, hadn't seen my friends from Britain in such a long time, so it was nice to finally meet up again with them. Anyways, this will be the final part of my story, hope you all enjoy it. Part 3 - The Little Things So I'm there at home getting ready an hour or so before my appointment. I do the usual things before seeing an escort such as 1) Getting my envelope ready with the money (yes a real envelope this time). 2) Agonize on what to wear a million times over. 3) Shower, brush my teeth, and all the other normal hygienic things. 4) Double check the location and how to get there 5) Put on a squirt of cologne (Burberry for those wondering, lol). Anyways, so I finished up my routine and decided to browse the trusted CERB forums and stumble across the perfume/cologne discussion. I read that some SP like cologne, some hate it, and some are in-between. Ahhhhhh, what am I to do? I didn't put on much cologne, but all of a sudden am second-guessing myself thinking I put too much on. Stupid me, then falls back on the couch in mental torture, and my eye catches something in the corner of the room on a shelf.... a spray bottle of febreeze. Idiot me, thinks, hmmmm maybe a little touch of febreeze will even it out. So I do it, and man, let me tell you this, febreeze + burberry is not a good mix. Now, I'm fretting because I smell like furberry (febreeze + burberry). This girl is going to think I hung out at Sesame Street all day with Oscar the Grouch. So I decide to jump back into the shower, and don't ask me why but instead of using my normal body wash, I decided to use a satsuma body wash from the Body Shop. (FYI, it's not mine, lol, well it is now I guess. My ex-girlfriend from 2 months ago left it, I would have threw it out, but the smell of it is soooo good, it's like the nicotine of body washes, it's so addictive.). So yes, I head to my appointment smelling like Satsuma. And I blame the perfume discussion for that! lol. The girl actually smelt the Satsuma too, it was a pretty good ice-breaker. Haha. Anyways, so yadayaydyayada, you all know what happens next. Great fun! ******************************************************* Anyways, so after seeing a couple more SP's, I finally realized something. At the start I was always trying to figure out what specific things I wanted in an SP (like GFE vs PSE, spinner vs BBW, independent vs agency, incall vs outcall, young vs experienced, DFK vs LFK, BBBJ vs CBJ). In my head I thought I had the perfect SP all figured out in my head and how she should act. Well atleast I thought.... Until one night when I met this one girl we shall call "A" (to hide her identity). I then finally realized, "A" had all the these other qualities that I never even knew I wanted. She makes me smile, her laugh is horrific but contagious, into the same books as me, loves rocking out air instruments in bed, being slobby in a hotel room, and just random 4 am hysterical spooning conversations in the middle of the night. I finally realized it's not only near impossible, but silly trying to figure out the "perfect SP" on what restrictions they may/or may not be, or what you want them to physically look like. Because what you want in an escort, might be the little less obvious things you didn't even know you wanted. Since seeing A that one night, she's the first one I repeated. The two and half weeks before Vegas, I actually saw her 7 times, lol. The sex was obviously awesome, but it was just the little things that kept me coming back. Like the way she rubs the back of my head, conversations about silly things like Starbucks & Jersey Shore, and the one night after sex we drew pictures like we were in kindergarden, lol (I bought the colouring book and she bought the crayons, haha). Sadly, "A" is taking a bit of a break from the escort scene, we at least got to say our good byes though, so that was a happy ending. She was there when I needed her, and didn't complain if I didn't text her for a couple days because of work, sports, etc. She was like the ideal pseudo-girlfriend (or whatever you want to call it, lol). Over the past few weeks, I've discovered a world that I never knew about and thank you all for helping me figuring it out. And to that, that's the end of my story! I hope all you all enjoyed it. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted June 12, 2011 OMG, that was soooo funny! Thank you sooooo much for that! I would have loved the crafty envelope, I love crafts! hehe I hope you have many more wonderful experiences and keep writing about it. I am not sure what your career is, but you should honestly think about writing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradise Spa 24019 Report post Posted June 12, 2011 Well my friend I loved your story....some good laughs ....thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
April Dawn 12207 Report post Posted June 12, 2011 I loved your story so so so much!!!! So funny and so GOOD!!!!!! Keep writing and keep making people feel your stories! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drlove 37204 Report post Posted June 12, 2011 Welcome to Cerb, Daniel. You have a very intriguing style of writing... keep it up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman11 10508 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 I enjoyed your self effacing writing style as much as the exploits. It sounds like you've got a great and humble attitude about life in general and hobbying specifially. It will serve you well here and life in general - spoken as a guy with more than a few grey hairs. Welcome again, well done! G11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 Very well done and I hope that you captivate us with more tales in the future! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chanel Reign 28097 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 Its so nice to hear such a good story, and a happy ending! I'd like to hear more from Gents (keeping names and really intimate details aside) about the positive stories. Not a reco obviously, but a memorable or a funny or pleasant surprise.:D I think this is what separates us from "those other Boards". :wink: Chanel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted June 13, 2011 Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Excellant story,very well writtem, i myself am looking forward to more on the future and welcome Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leber 1328 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 I enjoy the posts so much that I didn't want to get to my laundry list till I'm done. Thanks for sharing your experience. Hope to see more posts from you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 Its so nice to hear such a good story, and a happy ending! I'd like to hear more from Gents (keeping names and really intimate details aside) about the positive stories. Not a reco obviously, but a memorable or a funny or pleasant surprise.:D I think this is what separates us from "those other Boards". :wink: Chanel There was actually an interesting thread started by Wellie a little while ago called "Surprises during sessions". http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=55508 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chanel Reign 28097 Report post Posted June 13, 2011 Yes Ive read that one. Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeO 292 Report post Posted July 27, 2011 Sorry to bring this one back, but the first time story is great.. Its basically what I invision when I have my first time in the coming months.. I literally stumbled onto this site by accident and I am just fasinated with the whole "world" I knew nothing about.... Extremely nervous about the thought of even booking an SP.. But I'll get there... Its a warm and comforting online area, but in person its going to change A LOT. I think one of the girls from Paradise Spa will get my first experience... and its not a FS so thats perfect to start slow.. Loved the stories .... Nice thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bewlayb 7480 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 Its a warm and comforting online area, but in person its going to change A LOT. I think one of the girls from Paradise Spa will get my first experience... and its not a FS so thats perfect to start slow.. Yes, massages are a nice way to start. Even after you've ventured into the world of SPs and FS, don't be surprised if you find yourself still dropping in for the occasional massage. It's a different experience, comforting in the right hands, and kind of like coming home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bcguy42 38594 Report post Posted July 28, 2011 Daniel, you've described wonderfully the experiences of probably all of us guys as we get ready for our first ventures into this world. Fantastic stories. I would vote that the stories be "stuck" into the Things You Should Read If You Are New thread. Congrats! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
