BenDover 222 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 1 hour ago, East Coast Kimmy said: Granted! but it’s North Sentinel Island I wish I had the ability to “control” time (fast forward, rewind, pause, slow, etc.) granted but your time remote control runs only when toronto wins the stanley cup i wish i was charlize theron’s thong 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryOcean 196 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 1 hour ago, East Coast Kimmy said: Granted! but it’s North Sentinel Island I wish I had the ability to “control” time (fast forward, rewind, pause, slow, etc.) Granted! But you can only control 5 seconds Speaking of fast forward.... I wish I could teleport 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahAlexxx 2025 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 5 hours ago, HenryOcean said: Granted! But you can only control 5 seconds Speaking of fast forward.... I wish I could teleport Granted. But you teleport into old porta-potties. I wish I had duck feet. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214129 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, clearbluesky15 said: Granted… poof, you have become duck. I wish I was invisible whenever and wherever I want at the time. Granted..you have that power but when you become invisible so does everyone else around you. I wish I could read other peoples thoughts. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 40 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said: I wish I could read other peoples thoughts. Granted: All men: sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, more sex. All women: hmmm... I wonder what he's thinking? (Kidding if course lol) I wish for world peace! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MelanieRose Report post Posted October 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Mikeyboy said: Granted: All men: sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, more sex. All women: hmmm... I wonder what he's thinking? (Kidding if course lol) I wish for world peace! Granted, world peace for all on earth. But opps, the chaos went to outer space and the aliens are furious! You've earned the title of "Mars's most wanted" 👽 I wish for an orgy 😲 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahAlexxx 2025 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, MelanieRose said: Granted, world peace for all on earth. But opps, the chaos went to outer space and the aliens are furious! You've earned the title of "Mars's most wanted" 👽 I wish for an orgy 😲 Granted. But they are all Ogres. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214129 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 1 hour ago, MelanieRose said: Granted, world peace for all on earth. But opps, the chaos went to outer space and the aliens are furious! You've earned the title of "Mars's most wanted" 👽 I wish for an orgy 😲 Granted...just give us the time and date. No corruption. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 4 hours ago, MelanieRose said: I wish for an orgy 😲 I wish for that too! ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East Coast Kimmy 1081 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 4 hours ago, MelanieRose said: I wish for an orgy 😲 count me in on that sexy lady 😘 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East Coast Kimmy 1081 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 I wish for no snow or rain this winter 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214129 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 38 minutes ago, East Coast Kimmy said: I wish for no snow or rain this winter Granted...snow for 90 days in a row and minus 30 degree C. I wish to go to space for a day and come back. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, NotchJohnson said: I wish to go to space for a day and come back. Granted. You are also 90. I wish for super strength! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East Coast Kimmy 1081 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mikeyboy said: I wish for super strength! Granted. SUPER Strength - TOO STRONG 😢 — be careful jerking off 😂😉 I wish I had a unicorn 🦄 Edited October 15, 2021 by East Coast Kimmy 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted October 15, 2021 45 minutes ago, East Coast Kimmy said: Granted. SUPER Strength - TOO STRONG 😢 — be careful jerking off 😂😉 I wish I had a unicorn 🦄 Ouch! Not what I meant at all! Granted. But your unicorn is an asshole! I wish I we're 16 again! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManofFewWords 1471 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 Granted. Along with adolescent acne and raging hardons. I wish I had the energy of my youth. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MelanieRose Report post Posted October 16, 2021 Granted! Your energy is back to when you were 5 but so is your mentality. Your coworkers are all confused as to why you're sitting on top of your desk eating cereal in your underwear despite the important deadline. In the lunch room, a co worker walks in and eagerly turns on the football game. You instantly throw a tantrum forcing him to switch it back to Paw Patrol. Now everyone blames you for why they can't stop singing the theme song 😝 I wish I was on the beach in Jamaica 🏖️😎 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214129 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, MelanieRose said: Granted! Your energy is back to when you were 5 but so is your mentality. Your coworkers are all confused as to why you're sitting on top of your desk eating cereal in your underwear despite the important deadline. In the lunch room, a co worker walks in and eagerly turns on the football game. You instantly throw a tantrum forcing him to switch it back to Paw Patrol. Now everyone blames you for why they can't stop singing the theme song 😝 I wish I was on the beach in Jamaica 🏖️😎 Granted but you are all alone and the beach is covered with crabs and you can't walk away without walking on them...they are mad and want to bite you. I wish we would all be done with this covid crap going around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steampunk 143 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 (edited) Granted. No more coronavirus But you will be the only person on the planet that has to wear a mask, maintain social distance and get a booster ( with no vaccine in it) every year. You’re a hero. Lol i wish that my life remains substantially unchanged forever Edited October 16, 2021 by Steampunk 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Steampunk said: i wish that my life remains substantially unchanged forever Granted. You are frozen in carbonite forever. I wish for a magic wand 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steampunk 143 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 I would give you one but I'm stuck in carbonite, lol.... Carry on.... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vegeta85 1675 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Mikeyboy said: Granted. You are frozen in carbonite forever. I wish for a magic wand Granted, but you have to stroke it vigorously for several minutes every time you want to use it. Plus, you can't more than times a day. I wish all women were attracted to me. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vegeta85 1675 Report post Posted October 16, 2021 1 minute ago, vegeta85 said: Granted, but you have to stroke it vigorously for several minutes every time you want to use it. Plus, you can't more than times a day. I wish all women were attracted to me. 3 times a day* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikeyboy 27133 Report post Posted October 17, 2021 16 hours ago, vegeta85 said: I wish all women were attracted to me. Granted. You are now made of chocolate. I wish to be king of the world! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everleigh May 362 Report post Posted October 18, 2021 On 10/17/2021 at 8:52 AM, Mikeyboy said: Granted. You are now made of chocolate. I wish to be king of the world! Granted, you are know king of the world But you have no queen I wish to own a private jet 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
