Corrupt A Wish!!

[JessyCeleste 14078]

For some reason Quotes arent working suddenly for me.

Lydia beat me to it but Ill keep mine too.

For wishing for a trust fund to be used on Lyla Companions:

Granted but you can only see the ones in Warnings 

For Wishing not to have Cerebral Palsy anymore

Granted but now you have Tourette's Syndrome in North Korea

(Sorry you have CP. I know no one wanted to touch it but I know in my experience, there's nothing worse than exclusion due to pity so I got your back! (with my tasteless humor?) I just hope you took it well and I made you smile. Sending you love and compassion... as well as to the people of countries where speech is punishable by torture and death and those with Tourette's)

And I'll add Lydia's since hers showed up as I was editing;

For Wishing to have super human strength

Granted but you dont realize your own strength and destroy everything you touch

Ok now the fun part, revenge.. get me back... but what do i want??? 

hmmm I already squirt on demand... I already have a 4 day work week...  hmmm

 

AHA!!!

 

I wish I could stay looking the way I do now and not age. Let me guess, 'Granted but you have to spend a huge amount of money and pain on plastic surgery?' I mean without it so grant me my wish and torture me!!

[Guest lydiahardwood]

39 minutes ago, JessyCeleste said:

For some reason Quotes arent working suddenly for me.

Lydia beat me to it but Ill keep mine too.

For wishing for a trust fund to be used on Lyla Companions:

Granted but you can only see the ones in Warnings 

For Wishing not to have Cerebral Palsy anymore

Granted but now you have Tourette's Syndrome in North Korea

(Sorry you have CP. I know no one wanted to touch it but I know in my experience, there's nothing worse than exclusion due to pity so I got your back! (with my tasteless humor?) I just hope you took it well and I made you smile. Sending you love and compassion... as well as to the people of countries where speech is punishable by torture and death and those with Tourette's)

And I'll add Lydia's since hers showed up as I was editing;

For Wishing to have super human strength

Granted but you dont realize your own strength and destroy everything you touch

Ok now the fun part, revenge.. get me back... but what do i want??? 

hmmm I already squirt on demand... I already have a 4 day work week...  hmmm

 

AHA!!!

 

I wish I could stay looking the way I do now and not age. Let me guess, 'Granted but you have to spend a huge amount of money and pain on plastic surgery?' I mean without it so grant me my wish and torture me!!

Jessy I have missed you here so much 😛

Your wish is granted but you'd have to give up that wicked sense of humour!

I wish I had permanently perfectly manicured hands 

[Assman2021 0]

On 10/14/2021 at 7:10 PM, East Coast Kimmy said:

Granted! but it’s North Sentinel Island  

 

I wish I had the ability to “control” time (fast forward, rewind, pause, slow, etc.) 

Granted.  But when your remote’s batteries die, you die. 
 

I wish I could give women orgasms, with less foreplay.

 

 

[East Coast Kimmy 1080]

1 hour ago, Assman2021 said:

Granted.  But when your remote’s batteries die, you die. 
 

I wish I could give women orgasms, with less foreplay.

 

 

 You skipped the order 🙈 

don’t think that’s how this game works 😝 

 

& thank goodness I never wished for a remote 😅 just a superpower 😉 👍🏼 

 

Cheers 🥂 

[Assman2021 0]

??? I thought I responded to the last post on the thread.  Oh well, time to stop playing games.

[dmav522 5]

On 11/19/2021 at 10:12 AM, JessyCeleste said:

For some reason Quotes arent working suddenly for me.

Lydia beat me to it but Ill keep mine too.

For wishing for a trust fund to be used on Lyla Companions:

Granted but you can only see the ones in Warnings 

For Wishing not to have Cerebral Palsy anymore

Granted but now you have Tourette's Syndrome in North Korea

(Sorry you have CP. I know no one wanted to touch it but I know in my experience, there's nothing worse than exclusion due to pity so I got your back! (with my tasteless humor?) I just hope you took it well and I made you smile. Sending you love and compassion... as well as to the people of countries where speech is punishable by torture and death and those with Tourette's)

Well that escalated quickly! Thanks for the laugh!

[JessyCeleste 14078]

....aaaaaaand everyone then got uncomfortable and ran and hid like good polite Canadians.

 

lol Can I start this again since it seems like Im the one who killed it?

 

(And you are always welcome for the laughs!)

Ok so....  @Assman2021 said I wish I could give women orgasms, with less foreplay.

 

Granted but she has multiples so you are there 25 times longer than you would have been in the first place.

I wish I was ultra flexible ....

[dmav522 5]

On 1/21/2022 at 8:33 PM, JessyCeleste said:

....aaaaaaand everyone then got uncomfortable and ran and hid like good polite Canadians.

 

lol Can I start this again since it seems like Im the one who killed it?

 

(And you are always welcome for the laughs!)

Ok so....  @Assman2021 said I wish I could give women orgasms, with less foreplay.

 

Granted but she has multiples so you are there 25 times longer than you would have been in the first place.

I wish I was ultra flexible ....

granted, but that means you can only sleep in the most uncomfortable positions 

[Rylee Love 069 357]

On 2/2/2022 at 11:08 PM, dmav522 said:

granted, but that means you can only sleep in the most uncomfortable positions 

 @dmav522 you forgot to make another wish 🥰🌻🌹

I'll just go: I wish easier times, abundance in every capacity, good health and safety on all, including the animals. Particularly for those especially struggling right now. 

I'd like to name a few songs that help me.

Counting Stars: One Republic 

I will buy you a new life: Everclear 

Airplanes: B.O.B. ft Sia 

Billionaire: Tracie McCoy ft Bruno Mars

Now for an easier corruptible wish 🤞 ✨️ 🎆

: I wish I could be a trillionaire!

**(solely so I could give 90% away)**

[dmav522 5]

6 hours ago, Rylee Love 069 said:

 @dmav522 you forgot to make another wish 🥰🌻🌹

I'll just go: I wish easier times, abundance in every capacity, good health and safety on all, including the animals. Particularly for those especially struggling right now. 

I'd like to name a few songs that help me.

Counting Stars: One Republic 

I will buy you a new life: Everclear 

Airplanes: B.O.B. ft Sia 

Billionaire: Tracie McCoy ft Bruno Mars

Now for an easier corruptible wish 🤞 ✨️ 🎆

: I wish I could be a trillionaire!

**(solely so I could give 90% away)**

I wish the Air Force officer's entrance exam was easier....

[JessyCeleste 14078]

On 2/7/2022 at 7:12 AM, Rylee Love 069 said:

 

I'll just go: I wish easier times, abundance in every capacity, good health and safety on all, including the animals. Particularly for those especially struggling right now. 

 

Granted but they all move in with you! 

(I'm going to address the other wish too now since we have 2 and then Ill just name one wish)

 

On 2/7/2022 at 1:31 PM, dmav522 said:

I wish the Air Force officer's entrance exam was easier....

Granted but as a result you aren't as good as you should be nor are the other pilots and so..... eeeep!!! (Thank you for your service)

 

I wish all sociopaths and psychopaths would immediately disappear and never come back.

[dmav522 5]

On 2/8/2022 at 2:33 PM, JessyCeleste said:

Granted but they all move in with you! 

(I'm going to address the other wish too now since we have 2 and then Ill just name one wish)

 

Granted but as a result you aren't as good as you should be nor are the other pilots and so..... eeeep!!! (Thank you for your service)

 

I wish all sociopaths and psychopaths would immediately disappear and never come back.

I'm going to be aircrew but not a pilot but still counts, with the current issues plagueing the military aviation community this is a semi-reality, aviation is a dangerous business and mistakes kill....

Also, your wish is granted, however, they are replaced with government supplied drones that spy on you 24/7 and can arrest you without cause....