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So I had one of those moments this morning...

I'm an early riser, so normally it's not an issue to be up in the morning, but here's an instance that made me laugh out loud.

 

So I'm on the way to the gym, to meet up with Cleo. I'm waiting for her in the change room, I have my schoolbag on my back and my work phone vibrates. I know it's the work phone cause I have my personal phone in my hand as an iphone/mp3 player. Swing off the bag, open the zipper, grab the phone, there's nothing, no missed call, no msgs...

 

What the...?

 

Swing the bag back on my back, the phone vibrates again... DAMMIT! I take off the bag, grab the phone, and again there's nothing...

 

WHAT THE... GRRRR!!!

 

This time I check the other phone in my hand, nada there either. K, put phone back in pocket of bag, bag back on back and BUZZZZZZZZZ....

 

ARGHHHHH!!! Check phone, nothing, this time I set the bag down on the bench and the bench starts to vibrate LOUDLY....

 

HAHAHA!!!! I forgot I had a vibrator in the bottom of my bag, and it had been, somehow turned on.

 

Life FAIL!!! :D

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Thats funny. Can you imagine if you just reached in and pulled it out in a public place???

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Thats funny. Can you imagine if you just reached in and pulled it out in a public place???

 

I was in the girls gym change room, so I would've gotten away with it.

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I was in the girls gym change room, so I would've gotten away with it.

Sounds like a good start for a porno script, can you give me more idea on how this could turn out? LOL

Girls dressed for a work out and your vibrator start to vibrate, you take it out in front of the other girls and then......

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Sounds like a good start for a porno script, can you give me more idea on how this could turn out? LOL

Girls dressed for a work out and your vibrator start to vibrate, you take it out in front of the other girls and then......

 

Oooh! Keep talkin', NJ, 'cuz this sounds good!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHOOOOHOOOOHOHOHOOOOOWAHAHAWAWAASHAHAHAHAHBABAHAH!!!!

okay for real now, am I the only one that keeps my vibrating phone in my undies?

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No I would like to keep my vibrating phone in your undies too. Hehe I would be phoning myslef all day.

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no i would like to keep my vibrating phone in your undies too. Hehe i would be phoning myslef all day.

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hehe nice!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHOOOOHOOOOHOHOHOOOOOWAHAHAWAWAASHAHAHAHAHBABAHAH!!!!

okay for real now, am I the only one that keeps my vibrating phone in my undies?

 

I don't need the phone... Cause I have vibes in my bag... LOL!!!

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Sounds like a good start for a porno script, can you give me more idea on how this could turn out? LOL

Girls dressed for a work out and your vibrator start to vibrate, you take it out in front of the other girls and then......

 

Hehehe, I can think of the next scene... enter CLEO! Because in reality, I actually DID show up right after this happened! And then sara and I... well. A lady never talks ;)

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Holy crap that's hilarious Sara! reminds me of the old cell phone conversation in a toilet stall joke :)

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHOOOOHOOOOHOHOHOOOOOWAHAHAWAWAASHAHAHAHAHBABAHAH!!!!

okay for real now, am I the only one that keeps my vibrating phone in my undies?

 

Whenever i'm driving I transfer my phone from my back pocket over to the spot in between my legs on the seat... Because, you know... it's easier to reach my phone from there when i'm driving... ;)

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Hehehe, I can think of the next scene... enter CLEO! Because in reality, I actually DID show up right after this happened! And then sara and I... well. A lady never talks ;)

 

Well I now know what I'll dreaming about tonight! ;)

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Hehehe, I can think of the next scene... enter CLEO! Because in reality, I actually DID show up right after this happened! And then sara and I... well. A lady never talks ;)

 

I'm a guy in a chick's body sometimes...

Well most of the time, so I'll spill a little...

 

...Enter Cleo, as she passes a single item to Sara. The key to her apartment.

 

Dun Dun Dun, and cue imagination. :D

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Whenever i'm driving I transfer my phone from my back pocket over to the spot in between my legs on the seat... Because, you know... it's easier to reach my phone from there when i'm driving... ;)

 

 

And who said not to take the easy way?, What was wrong with them?

 

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I don't need the phone... Cause I have vibes in my bag... LOL!!!

 

Sooo, I am thinking the same thing everyone one else is right now, about you and your vibrator. Could you please expand your story and skip to the part when you use it with Cloe but but replace vibrator by a double sided vibrating dildo? Many thanks! LOL

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I wonder if anyone's actually made a phone in the shape of a vibrator?

You would get some serious looks if you answered it in the lingerie store!

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Funny thing happened to ME today - I reached to take my wallet out of my backpack while at the atm, and a LOT of condoms flew out of my bag, hahaha! and there was a huge lineup of people standing right there

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Funny thing happened to ME today - I reached to take my wallet out of my backpack while at the atm, and a LOT of condoms flew out of my bag, hahaha! and there was a huge lineup of people standing right there

Ha ha! Nice!! That's our Cleo....spreading the Word Of The Rubber to the masses :P

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I have had many times where my vibrater (a remote one, with a sensative switch) turned on in my purse. And as it doesn't stop and start, it's obvious what the issue is.

 

Most embarassing?

 

At the airport.... BZZZZZZZ through security!

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