A Poem about CERB

[Daniel17 3616]

I had a poem in another thread, but the thread got deleted (not bc of my poem), lol.

 

I originally wrote it just to stop all the awkwardness, and so we can all be more awesome.

 

Anyways, here is my poem, I had to write it again tho :(, because I couldn't remember some of it & did it off the top of my head, lol.

 

CERB taught me threads like, "Bad Night, Turned Good" are silly

CERB makes me smile like gettin' a random wet willy.

 

CERB makes me smile & think happy thoughts like hip hip hooray.

CERB taught me cool terms like DATY, MSOG, and BBBJ.

 

CERB is like walking into to a party & making eye contact with that person you know,

CERB makes it like that winter holiday with the jolly old fellow who says HO HO HO.

 

CERB taught me 15 min services aren't good.

CERB helped me get use out of my wood.

 

CERB has taught me about SP's with perfume, and what to know.

CERB taught me about negotiating a rate..... HELL to the NO!!!

 

CERB educated me on how to avoid the ole bait & switch.

CERB educated me on oral, doggy, and even a little mish.

 

CERB taught me the deliciousness of obleas, alegrias, and Mexican cuisine.

CERB is kinda awesome frickin possum, like a bowl of jelly beans.

 

CERB illustrates why SP's aren't emotionless and do have a heart.

CERB illustrates why clients aren't shady, and are quite smart.

 

CERB taught me "chat etiquitte" and how to properly do things like "PM"

CERB is like kinda really sweet, like a bunch of chocolate M & M's.

 

CERB sometimes has silly threads like what came first, the chicken or the hen?

But I sometimes with they would stop, just so everyone at CERB can just be friends.

 

Happy Fathers Day Everyone!!!!!!!!!

 

(p.s. i know it's the chicken & the egg, but i cant rhyme with egg. i know... *facepalm*). Imaginary Hugs all Around :)

[Miss Scarlett 25073]

I can't give you rep points, but wanted to say I love the term "Awsome possum" haha

 

I use it at least 3 times a day! hehe