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Can you believe these are t-shirt designs? Which one would you dare to wear?

 

 

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Ooh that reminds me, be right back! Thanks Angela:oops:

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Guest tr*****e

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

 

i JUST LEARNED LAST NIGHT THAT THE CORRECT WORD FOR THROWING SOMEONE OUT OF A WINDOW IS DEFENESTRATION!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

 

i JUST LEARNED LAST NIGHT THAT THE CORRECT WORD FOR THROWING SOMEONE OUT OF A WINDOW IS DEFENESTRATION!

 

So I was defenestrated last night?

 

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Who would've thought being tossed out a window could sound so fancy?

;)

 

Wow. I am on my defenestrual cycle too!!! It's a light day but I am always prepared, I tend to keep a pad handy just in case I start to defenestrate a day or two early. You never know when it it's going to happen. I am just so happy that mom told me what to do during defenestration... she and I buy the same brand of pads!

 

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Oh, and here's a tip!!! Always have a spare pad or two in case it's a heavy day of defenestration!

 

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This is why Sesame Street is not a good candidate to be made into a live action movie.

 

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But on the other hand this is why Sesame Street could be made into a live action movie.

 

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Guest **cely***r***ne

Nobody wants to play with dirty equipment....

 

 

 

I could play with these balls all day!

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Nobody wants to play with dirty equipment....

 

 

 

I could play with these balls all day!

 

OMG that was priceless! Haha!

 

Angel, ya know, anytime you want to play with clean balls......ahh I don't really need to finish that sentence do I? you know where I'm going with this. I'm so predictable :p

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This morning I played with myself before getting out of bed. Have you played with yourself today?

 

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AND a big pat on the back for my man! My man is super cool, not only will he watch romance movies with me but he will watch gay cowboy romance movies with me if that's what makes me happy, you know you're loved when...

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... an all-in-one zombie defense swanky haute couture coffee table

 

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Heck no!!!! Of course I was looking at your avatar... ohhhh.... there's the pic too.... hmmmmmmmmm.... you pretty much have nailed Male ADHD....

 

and while were at it.... take a look... what did you see and what did you think you saw????435e13d586af9327424fa25a21a0d49f.jpg

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Remember when TV's and stereo's were furniture.

 

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This is one from 1960, a German model called the Kuba Komet...

 

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Bruised bananas gross me out.......and clowns are scary..

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