Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted September 17, 2011 I challenge anyone to read this and not wince.... :icon_eek: Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 17, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ftn40 824 Report post Posted September 17, 2011 :lol: Thanks for the laugh Old Dog! Can't stop smiling :-D (although in this day in age I can't trust much that I see on the 'Net, e.g., that iceberg) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 17, 2011 It's now not so bad to go shopping with the SO at Ikea: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S***dst*** Report post Posted September 17, 2011 OMFG......... O.O Where have I been? Who is this? OMG this chick is getting me excited atm... (picks up rock that angel has been living under and discards it) Welcome to the club :) I first found out about Ms. Alba from the movie "Idle Hands" Take a look.. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/352/jessicaalbakj6.png/ She was also tied up and strapped down in this movie ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted September 17, 2011 (picks up rock that angel has been living under and discards it) Welcome to the club :) I first found out about Ms. Alba from the movie "Idle Hands" Take a look.. http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/352/jessicaalbakj6.png/ She was also tied up and strapped down in this movie ;) How do I not remember her in that?? I think I'm due to check that movie out again. .......Angel?.... You coming over for movie night? :p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted September 17, 2011 I had the most bizarre dream last night... I went to get another ear piercing, and when I walked into the artist's studio, he was setting up to do a tattoo for me. Somehow he thought I was there for a tattoo, not a piercing. So in my dream, I said ah, what the hell, I'll just get another tattoo today! For some reason I decided to get the letters FTW (as in f**k the world) on my right buttcheek in very nice, flowery script. So the guy takes this request in stride, lays the stencil out on my butt, and just as the needle hits my flesh, I woke up.. Seriously, WTF??? I think I like it better when I don't remember my dreams! A google image search didn't bring up the right lettering style, so this will have to do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **cely***r***ne Report post Posted September 17, 2011 How do I not remember her in that?? I think I'm due to check that movie out again. .......Angel?.... You coming over for movie night? :p Hell yea! I never seen that movie.....@Speedstick, yes, I must have been living under a rock...because holy crap....however, my obsessions usually only last about a day, and thanks to the "What Fictional Character would you sleep with?" thread, todays obsession...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 18, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted September 18, 2011 so I searched for White Guy Bhangra on Google images and this is what I got... It's LIKE THEY ARE READING MY MIND! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S***dst*** Report post Posted September 18, 2011 Hell yea! I never seen that movie.....@Speedstick, yes, I must have been living under a rock...because holy crap....however, my obsessions usually only last about a day, and thanks to the "What Fictional Character would you sleep with?" thread, todays obsession...... YES!!! Kate beckinsale is so FTW!!!!! I'm so turned on by your sense in women Angel :D :D :D !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 18, 2011 We need to thin the hear a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castle 38816 Report post Posted September 18, 2011 We need to thin the hear a bit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EGCwPXDR-0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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VexingVixen 2519 Report post Posted September 18, 2011 Smart kitty! Wow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 From here. Explanation: In the shadow of Saturn, unexpected wonders appear. The robotic Cassini spacecraft now orbiting Saturn drifted in giant planet's shadow for about 12 hours in 2006 and looked back toward the eclipsed Sun. Cassini saw a view unlike any other. First, the night side of Saturn is seen to be partly lit by light reflected from its own majestic ring system. Next, the rings themselves appear dark when silhouetted against Saturn, but quite bright when viewed away from Saturn, slightly scattering sunlight, in this exaggerated color image. Saturn's rings light up so much that new rings were discovered, although they are hard to see in the image. Seen in spectacular detail, however, is Saturn's E ring, the ring created by the newly discovered ice-fountains of the moon Enceladus and the outermost ring visible above. Far in the distance, at the left, just above the bright main rings, is the almost ignorable pale blue dot of Earth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwertyaccount 15793 Report post Posted September 19, 2011 Today I saw what I think Canada considers kiddie porn. There were young children, boys and girls, topless. The scenes were over before I realized what I was watching. These poor exploited kids couldn't have been more than 6 months old, can you believe that, exploited at 6 months! Just as a heads up to everyone, destroy any copy of the 1960 movie "The Grass Is Greener" that you own. I feel a little ashamed for accidentally seeing what I saw. I'm not sure what I should do, do I report myself to the authorities, or do I just try and forget the whole thing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
