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LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 15, 2012 Haha made me think of Old Dog and Cat after a social / party ??? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Cato 160314 Report post Posted May 18, 2012 Tightrope antics http://en.video.sympatico.ca/home/watch/tightrope-fail-destroys-roof/1644527372001?sort=date&page=1&lineupid=602022802001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 18, 2012 Tightrope antics Awesome. Have they *heard* of mortar? Anyway, next up... awesome night-lights. WANT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Touch 57501 Report post Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) Audrey Hepburn fawning on her pet deer... Edited May 22, 2012 by Touch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Touch 57501 Report post Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) Sophia Veraga & friend Edited May 22, 2012 by Touch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 21, 2012 Lol.... well that's interesting ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piano8950 32577 Report post Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) First 10 pages of the three word story An ugly man had a goal to invent a foolproof love potion. In his mind the perfect formula should certainly include an angel tear, a red hair, three chocolate drops, 7 rose petals, and a pink of picie dust; stirred, not shaken and on ice. His quest began accompanied by marsupials, in the land of many wonders. His first step was to seek with frisky bravado the legendary fountain of pure pleasure. After departing from his mom's house to go get the special ingredients which mix well only after a chant is something you yell while standing in the pouring rain. A basin filled with melted chocolate and plenty of chocolate whipped cream that taste like a sweet delight. Meanwhile, in Gatineau at the stripclub the hot action began to intesify until the outrageous FiFi Larue appeared. She looked hot except for the wet spot on the front of her revealing negligee. Taking hold of a panting customer's hand, she started to make her lace shirt come undone revealing the luscious tattoo of a wild rose growing solitarily from a large well rounded booty. She then took candy from the southern region of Greece when someone bent over and grabbed something on the breast of a chicken that was fried in lard along with the banana of doom.It tasted terrible until the peel was loveingly removed revealing a long limpy shaft of fruity goodness. This and two microphones are providing a comic relief to a nudist colony off the coast that its considered a very big issue of which all the people yelled very loud. "HEY, WHAT'S THAT?" The sultry sylph then throbbed thrustingly. BBBJ's all around. Sadly, no takers. Well, one taker :D Pages 10 - 20 The sultry sylph then throbbed thrustingly. BBBJ's all around. Sadly, no takers. "Well, one taker" Who quickly stripped only to realize the room was empty of furniture, bur there were three jolly lesbians: Suzie, Nika, and Gert. Each completely ready for a night of righteous indignation. However, slightly timid they all decided to enjoy themselves eating copious amounts of snatch dipped rich dark chocolate while sipping sweet thick white cream. Excited, everyone suddenly produced a dildo that made noise. "Aha" he exclaimed! After shoving it where the sun always shines and now he knows special holes are made for fun. Glitter and bubbles. The potion is almost ready to erupt and explode, which scared everyone except Julias Undies and Sin Cindy. But the dog who really wanted to join in and hump a horny little bitch, it all ended when the last person turned off the lights and boldly moved towards a place no one expected to find the answer to. It as filled with vaginas and a beautiful penis which thrust their way towards the very wet spot that was hidden beneath the bush. Trimmer was needed to clear the was through the dense wet foliage but he kept going like the energizer bunny. He could not stop and smell the perfectly musty that weakened him like Kryptonite on her left breast, sucking the nipple until it became hard and she screamed "STOP!" Then she grabbed his hardend cock and said "How big are you?" "You tell me, feel the girth, length don't count" She opened up and let the tongue out to swallow the full amount of his throbbing eleven inches. Out it came for a second. She wanted MORE! And screamed "MORE". Then bent over to take his now wet, thick tool, and exclaimed "It's so huge and it's so hard and throbbing" Edited May 21, 2012 by piano8950 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 23, 2012 So, when you're stuck with a bottle that you can't open, what do you do? How to open a beer with a chainsaw: How to open a bottle of wine with a shoe: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Touch 57501 Report post Posted May 24, 2012 The 55 ton fiddle that keeps giving our Penelope nightmares! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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